fun things to do in Texas:
-have a heat stroke
-get bit by a rattlesnake
-sweat your balls off
-have a pet armadillo
-get sucked into a tornado
-bake cookies on the sidewalk
-get caught in a haboob
-fall in a cactus
-ride your horse to work
-get stuck in traffic
-yee
-haw
this ain't my first rodeo
building a new loop is better than never throwing one
life isn't always horses, rodeos, and cowboys, but it should be
I am who I truly am, when I am in the saddle
rope fast or stay home
all things are possible with coffee and cowboy boots
the higher the truck, the closer to God
call her "darlin" not "bae"
ropin' on faith
life is too short for city men and slow horses
I tried to be good, but the bonfire was lit and the country music started playing
country is in your blood, not your closet
I will always be that girl that likes camo, trucks, wranglers, and cowboy hats
he ain't gotta have money or a brand new truck, but he better shake my daddy's hand when he comes to pick me up
country roads are perfect for a date. I'd rather be out on a country road than in a fancy restaurant.
if you don't like rodeos, you probably won't like me... and I'm fine with that
you could jump on your horse and shoot a gun, and he'd stand there but when a leaf goes by it's the end of the world.
when you see someone riding and you just feel bad for the horse
circling the clothes you want in horse and western magazines and realizing you have no money
when you're at a rodeo and people cover their noses but you just smile and breathe in the smell of livestock
driving past a pasture and looking for any sort of horse
when people disrespect you and you want to round-pen them, but then you remember they aren't horses
money can't buy happiness, but it can buy horses, which is pretty much the same thing
when you spend more time on your horses mane and coat then you do on your own hair
when you try to kiss your horse and he almost breaks your nose by jerking his hea.
being afraid your future kids won't get the "horse gene."
when you're in a mood to cuddle a horse or clean a barn and realize you have neither
Eating dinner at 9pm because you were at the barns late
breaking in new boots
"you have hay in your hair"
the rules of the horse world:
1.) don't just a horse by it's rider
2.) don't just a rider by the horse
She might not be an Oklahoma girl, but she's Tulsa spelt backwards
city lights got nothing on country nights.
the reasons girls want a country boy is because they're the only ones whose momas taught them how to treat a lady.
roses are red
mud is brown
'round here we party with the radio up
and the tailgate down
you can dress like a country girl... but can you work like one?
don't flatter yourself cowboy, I was staring at your truck.
I don't leave footprints in the sand. I leave boot tracks in the mud.
A smile can get you far in life, but a smile and a gun can get you a whole lot farther.
I'll take boots over heels any day.
they say i'm stubborn, sassy, and difficult. i say they just can't handle my sweet, country charm.
