"woah! gunner do you have abs?"
"no that's just his ribs" - briley, my little sister, 9
"yunno, whenever you're in a horse trailer and it starts raining. it's like you're in a beer can." -kyle, my breakaway roping teacher.
"i can buy a car. i have like two hundred and one dollars" - gunner, 7, as we passed a car dealership.
"i almost just dropped my phone in the bathtub"
"madiSLYPERYsnake" - me, to my bff madisson
"i don't know how to choke u"
"just don't kill me" - me, to my baby abcde
"crying is always an option" - mrs. potter, my english teacher, when she asked what we were going to do when we see the prompt on our staar test.
"their heads look like penises" - me, talking about my goats.
"dunny has a girlfriend"
"REALLY???"
"he doesn't like her. at all." - my grandma, interrupting when i was telling briley about our new horse.
"boys from bandera are short"
"yeah!"
"it's like bucking bulls. they bred all the size out of em." - me, when a girl said this to a short guy from bandera.
*draws a line*
"that was crooked. well. ya know my... what's it called? my... horribleness at drawing straight lines." - my chemistry teacher after she tried to draw a diagram to show us how to convert to moles.
"ok so you wanna know what's really annoying"
"spill the tea sis"
"when yo bf ain't answering but you know he was active and could've answered you.
I'm heated.
Jk he just texted me" - Colorado, my bff.
*on our way to a rodeo and we stop at a gas station*
"that's what you're eating for breakfast?"
"...yes."
"breakfast of champions..." - my grandpa, mumbling and complaining about me getting hot fries and extra sweet tea
"hey, can i download this app on my phone?"
"sure"
"I used to have it, idk what happened"
"yeah, i deleted it. sometimes when i get mad at you i delete random stuff off your phone" - my grandma, explaining why she deleted my READING APP off my phone
*walks in my room*
"you need to start getting ready for bed"
"... it's.. eight o'clock?" - me, when my grandma tried to tell me she was going to sleep.
"i wanna go to vegas!"
"for what?? you're 8!!" - me to my little brother, gunner
"i hit the saddle horn when i tried to rope"
"it's a good thing you don't have balls then, you woulda racked yourself" - my grandpa after my breakaway run.
