how to parallel park:
1. park somewhere else
if you sing with me in the car, imma keep you
me while driving: that was illegal, but it's okay
things i say when driving:
1. what the fuck are you doing. what. the fuck. are you doing.
2. nice blinker, asshole
3. why the FUCK are we not going the speed limit. why.
4. I AM GOING 10 MILES OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
5. shit, is that a cop? no.
6. shit, THAT is a cop.
swerving lanes like I'm swerving your negativity
worst driver, but cute.
when you're driving and it's 7pm but it's still light out and it's 71 degrees and the sky is purpleish and the music is blaring and your windows are all the way down, i need that.
drive slow and see the city
drive fast and see the jail
someone luv's u - drive safe
i can't wait until I'm 35 driving my kids around and then one of my old trap songs come on and I rap the whole thing and leave em speechless
I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music is blaring like wooooaahh i am not the same person I was last night.
me driving: omg why do pedestrians think they can just cross whenever they WANT
me walking: wow r they rlly not going 2 stop 4 me
