"Aliens?" Bobby asked
"Yeah," Kat said
"Aliens?"
"Yeah," Sam said
"Look, even if they are real, they sure as hell not coming to earth and swiping people,"
"Hey, believe me. We know," Dean said
"My whole life I've never found evidence of an honest-to-God abduction. It's all just cranks and pranks,"
"Yeah, that's what I thought too, until the battle of New York" Katerina claimed with a shrug "So I figured we should at least talk to the guy,"
***
Katerina was seated next to Curtis, who had three full shot glasses lined up in front of him.
Sam and Dean were standing nearby.
Curtis took a shot.
"Hey, you ought to give those purple nurples a shot," Dean claimed, Kat, elbowing him as a result.
"So, what happened, Curtis?" Sam asked
"You won't believe me. Nobody does," Curtis claimed
"Give us a chance," Katerina told him
"I do not want this in the papers,"
"Off the record, then," Dean said
"I, uh...I blacked out, and...I lost time, and when I woke up, I don't know where I was,"
Sam took a seat next to Kat, placing a hand on her back "Then what?"
"They did tests on me. And, uh...They, uh...They probed me,"
Katerina turned her head into Sam's shoulder, struggling not to laugh.
"They probed you?" Dean asked
"Yeah, they probed me. Again and a-Again and-And again. And again and again and again...And then one more time,"
"Yikes," Sam said
"And that's not even the worst of it,"
"How could it get any worse? Some alien made you his bitch," Dean smirked.
Curtis glared, Dean stopped smirking. "They...They made me...Slow dance!"
***
"You guys are exaggerating again, huh?" Bobby voiced
"No no," Sam said
"Then this frat boy's just nuts,"
"We're not so sure," Dean said
***
Sam, Dean, and Katerina were standing over a large, perfectly round scorch mark in the ground.
"I'm telling you boys, This was made by some kind of jet engine,"
"You mean some saucer-shaped jet engine?" Dean asked
"What else could it be?" Sam questioned
"What the hell?"
"I don't know," Kat claimed
"Seriously-What the hell?"
"I don't know,"
"I mean, first the haunting. Now, this? The timing alone-There's got to be some kind of connection," Sam noted
"You mean between the angry spirit and the sexed-up E.T.? what could the connection possibly be?"
***
"But what could we do?" Dean asked "So we just kept on digging,"
***
Sam, Dean, and Katerina were talking with another college student. "So, you and this guy, Curtis-You were in the same house?"
"Yeah," The student replied
"You heard what happened to him, right?" Kat asked
"Yeah, he says it was aliens, but, you know, whatever,"
"Look, man, I-I know this all has to be so hard," Sam said
"Um, not so much,"
"But I want you to know...I'm here for you. You brave little soldier. I acknowledge your pain. Come here," Sam grabbed the student in a hug "You're too precious for this world,"
***
"I never said that!" Sam exclaimed
"You're always saying pansy stuff like that," Dean argued
***
Katerina brushed a hand against Dean's arm in a suggestive manner.
***
"In your dreams," Katerina scoffed
"Well you did," Dean argued
"You know what I am so sick of this! If you're going to tell Bobby what happened, the least you can do is tell him what actually happened,"
"I'm just telling it as it is, sweetheart,"
"How about instead of arguing about 'who said what' we just continue?!" Bobby exclaimed causing both Kat and Dean and to shut up.
***
"Well, um...Yeah, uh, thanks," The student said as Sam released him "Thanks for the hug, but, uh, I'm okay. Really. To tell you the truth, whatever happened to Curtis, he had it coming,"
"Why is that?" Katerina asked
"He's our pledge master. Put us through hell this semester, and got off on it. So now he knows how we feel,"
"It's okay," Dean told Sam.
***
Dean and Katerina returned to their hotel room, Sam had remained on campus to see if he could find out any new information "Still doesn't make a lick of sense. But, hey, at least there's one connection,"
"Between what?" Kat asked
"The victims. The professor and the frat guy-They're both dicks,"
"That's a connection?"
"You got anything better to go on, I'd love to hear it,"
Katerina looked in her bag "Where's my laptop?"
"I don't know,"
Kat continued to search, getting more frustrated.
"Think about it. A philandering professor gets a dead girl. A pledge master gets hazed,"
"I left it in here," Katerina huffed
"You obviously didn't. I mean, these punishments-they're almost poetic. Actually, it'd be more like a limerick, but still-" Dean continued until Kat approached him.
"Okay, hilarious. Haha. Where'd you hide it?"
"What, your computer?"
"Yeah, where'd you hide it?"
"Why would I take your computer?"
"Because no one else could have, Dean! We keep the door locked. We never let any maids in,"
"Looks like you lost it,"
"Okay, you know what I have had it up to here, Winchester!" Katerina exclaimed, "All I ask from you, the one thing, is that you don't..." Kat was interrupted this time by Dean kissing her. Katerina felt herself melt into the kiss, her anger and frustration towards Dean disappearing...that is until her brain thought about a specific person...Sam.
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Agents of Supernatural (Marvel x Supernatural)
FanfictionKaterina Coulson, daughter to the great Phil Coulson. Coulson never wanted for his daughter to follow in his footsteps into the career path that was SHIELD, but how could she not, being raised to listen to the great stories about Captain America, ov...
