Bone
Don't get bonely.
Throw me a bone.
My favourite instrument is the trombone/xylobone.
I can feel it... In my bones.
I'm getting a bit bone dry on puns.
Bone-appetit
Femur
I have a femur jokes.
Humerus
But that was really humerus
Rib
That was a real rib tickler.
You've got to be ribbing me.
Tibia
But tibia honest those were great puns.
Skull
Don't go skullking around.
Do you have that thick of a skull?
What a numbskull.
Teeth
I will fight tooth and nail for new puns.
Nail
You really nailed it.
Spine
These puns are sending chills down my spine.
Backbone
Put a little more backbone into it!
Leg
Are you pulling my leg?
Legsalent job.
Skeleton
I have a skele-ton of puns.
Skeletal
I guess that joke was a bit skeletal.
Funny bone
That really tickled my funny bone
Eye socket
I'll keep an eye socket out for you.
Marrow
I'll see you tomarrow
Bonus:
- What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles
- Bone-ly ever so bone-ly, I have nobody to call my own.
- Were those not Sans-sational puns?
Might expand on this towards body part later.
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