Stem
I like to stem my puns off of plants.
I stem out from plants.
Root
I'm really rooted to my pun making.
I'm rooting for you.
Bark
Dog bark.
Bark of with the ...
Bark up for a second there.
Barking up the wrong tree
Am I barking up the wrong tree with all of these puns?
You're really barking up the wrong tree there.
Tree
Am I committing treeson with these puns?
I hope I'm not committing treemendous crimes by making these puns.
What a treemendous idea.
Can I help tree?
Are you tree okay?
Bush
Any ideas...?
Leaf
Leaf me alone.
Just leaf.
Is there any leaft?
Stick
Are you sticking around?
Stick with my on this pun.
Stick in the mud
Don't be such a stick in the mud.
Flower
Flower you doing.
Bud
Hi, bud!
Photosynthesize
My phone won't photosynthesize.
Why won't you photosynthesize with me.
Sap
This is really sapping my energy.
Don't be such a sappy person.
Soil
Don't soil yourself from the laughter.
Stump
I'm a bit stumped for what puns to make next.
Stumpy (cat or legs/arms/tail)
Branch
These puns all branch from the same tree.
Green
You look a little green, are you okay?
Green job/I did a green job!
Green thumb
I have a green thumb for these puns.
Fruit
This has been a fruitful pun off/harvest
Wheat
Wheat are you doing?
Bean
Bean there done that.
How have you bean?
Axe
May I axe you a question?
Log
I'm logged in now.
Sapling
You're such a sapling (baby)!
I might go into food another time.
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