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This chapter is dedicated to _QueenAWESOMENESS.

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"Welcome to the Hogwarts school of Wizards and Wizardy!"

"Wait, what?"

"Which spell do you want to learn today?"

"Erm, wrong number."

"No child! Once you have called this number, you cannot end it without learning a new spell."


"I, don't—"


"Is that stuttering, I hear? You know what we do to the people who stutter while giving us the answer?"


"W-What?"


"We send them to Azkaban!"

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". . ."

"What the—Stop laughing!"

"That was hilarious!"

"I was scared shitless!"

". . ."

"Stop FUCKING LAUGHING!"

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*Beep* *Beep*

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