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"Hello?"


"Hey."


"Spit it out."


"What?"


"Tobacco."


"I am not consuming any sort of tobaccos!"


"I know."


"Then why you asking me to spit it out?"


"Because you are being dumb."


"Excuse me!"


"I don't have time to excuse your any excuses."


"W-What?"


"Fuck man, you are dumber than I imagined you to be."


"I really appreciate the fact that you think of me, but please think of me as a wise man."


"Then act like one!"


"I am acting like one!"


"You know if you were anywhere near a wise man, you'd have already spit out what's bothering you past few days because it's really starting to bother me now."


"Oh."


"Yes, oh."


"I, erm, kinda like a girl."


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