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"Hello?"


"Hi."


"Wow, you seem a bit off."


"Am I a fucking television?"


"I mean, you sound low."


"Are you saying I am some sort of a fucking temperature?"


"Listen here, buddy. I don't know what the fuck your problem is, but one thing is clear and that is you can't take off your anger on me. I am no fucking punching bag."


"I talked to her today."


"Now, you are back on track."


"She gave me a death glare and walked away with sass."


"That's the spirit!"


"You are supposed to be on my side!"


"Do I really have to?"


"Honey!"


"Fine. How about starting with a simple apology?"


"Good idea, but the only loop hole is that she won't let me even utter a single word."


"Wow, it's messed up."


"Tell me something I don't know."


*Beep* *Beep*


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