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"Hello?"


"Hey, let's play Titanic."


"O—kay?"


"You be the ocean and I'll go down on you."


"How about playing carpenter?"


"Huh?"


"First we get hammered and then I'll nail you."

"The fuck?!"


"Do you sleep on your stomach?"


"No."


"Can I?"


"Erm, I'll talk to you later. Bye."


*Beep* *Beep*

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