Hades: ALL THE SINGLE HADES!! ALL THE SINGLE HADES!!
Artemis: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!! ALL THE SINGLE LADIES!!! *Does weird dance routine with Hades*
Zeus: ...
Zeus: Why do we invite him?
Hestia: It's an obligation.
Zeus: Well, if he's here I might as well impress him with my dance moves!
Hestia: Zeu-
Zeus: I WAS LIGHTNING BEFORE THE THUNDER!!
Aphrodite: Is he doing the chicken dance?
Zeus: THUNDER!!!
Hera: * Starts singing "That's What Makes you Beautiful" By One Direction*
Hephaestus: Mom, I inherited my ugliness from you.
Everyone: OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hera: *turns purple*
Dionysus: She looks like a grape.
Zeus: What did you say about my wife?
Dionysus: *falls into table* I AM VERY DRUNK!! DO NOT LISTEN TO ME!
Zeus: Oh, okay! *resumes dancing*
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FanfictionLots of things from Magnus Chase, Heroes of Olympus, Trials of Apollo, Percy Jackson, Kane Chronicles, etc. s. One shots, head cannons, funnies, fluff, Demigods Facebook, etc Disclaimer: I don't own anything, Rick Riordan does.
