Sanders sides one shots

Pickup Line

This can be AU or cannon world. Works either way.

Patton walked into Logan's room with a rather large grin on his face.

"Hey, Logan. If I can get you to laugh, will you go on a date with me?" This was a common question, for it was no secret that Patton liked Logan, and asked this frequently.

"Fine," said an exasperated Logan.

"Why was six afraid of seven?"

"Because seven ate nine. Everyone knows that joke Patton!"

"But why did seven eat nine?"

"Why?" Logan asked, suddenly intrigued.

"Because you need to eat three squared meals a day!"

Logan proceeded to laugh so hard, he stared coughing, which caused Patton to jump up and down with excitement, because he had wanted this for a long time. Logan realized what him laughing meant, but he didn't really care. If someone was willing to go to such a length, just to make him laugh, he didn't think that person would make a bad partner.