Dedicato a chiunque abbia guardato la serie TV "The Umbrella Academy".
Reginald Hargreeves: When were you born?
Oswald: 26th July.
Reginald Hargreeves: You're not one of the-
Oswald: I don't fucking care.
Reginald Hargreeves: Well... What's your superpower?
Oswald: I'm a penguin.
Reginald Hargreeves: Ew.
Oswald: I'm super gay.
Reginald Hargreeves: We already have Klaus, say hi Klaus.
Klaus: *eating a butterfly* Ghoophmohrnin'.
Oswald: I'm super short.
Reginald: That's not a superp-
Oswald: You fucking idiot, if you won't let me in I'll stick an umbrella up your ass and then open it.
Reginald Hargreeves: *visibilly concerned* Wonderful, we love determination, you're in.
Oswald: *points to Edward*
Oswald: He's with me.
Edward: *smelling a flower in the background*
Reginald Hargreeves: *confused* What the-
Oswald: He has a superpower. It's about being a genius and a complete asshole at the same time.
A few minutes later...
Oswald: Who the hell are you?
Five: Who the hell are you, moron?
Oswald: *menacingly looking at Five* You...
Oswald: I like you.
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Dedicato a chiunque abbia visto la serie TV "The Umbrella Academy".
STAI LEGGENDO
Nygmobblepot in Pills
Fanfic×Raccolta umoristica sulla serie TV "Gotham" realizzata da @opaquematthew in collaborazione con @ThePenguinOf221B× -~- ❓: -Did you know that the male emperor penguins keep their eggs warm by balancing them on their feet? Isn't that neat?- 🐧: -Nice...
