Transformers Bloopers!!!

Magnetism

Ratchet:*opens ground bridge for Optimus to return to base*

Optimus:"Uh....Ratchet? "

Ratchet:*doesnt look up* "Yes Optimus? "

Megatron:"Help!!!"

Ratchet:*looks over*

*Optimus and Megatron are back to back magnitized*

Ratchet:"What happened? WHY ARE YOU MAGNITIZED"

Megatron:"Details....don't matter..."

Optimus:"Can you fix this? "

Ratchet:"I can try... Bumblebee? Arcee? Bulk? Could use a little help..."

*they enter*

Arcee:"Megatron?"

Bulkhead:"Optimus?"

Bumblebee:"Beep beep beeep!" (what the frag?!)

Optimus:"Long story..."

Ratchet:"Optimus, grab the railing of the platform.  Bulk, help me pull Bucket Head."

Megatron:"Heeeeeyy....."

Arcee:"Agreed?"

Optimus:"Affirmative. " *grabs onto the railing*

*Ratchet and Bulkhead grab Megatron's arms and start pulling*

Megatron:"You... guys.... are.... pulling....my.... arms...off..."

Optimus:*looks over* "I don't feel it loosening. "

Ratchet:"This... isn't.... working...."

Optimus:*accidentally lets go* "OH SCRAP! "

*they all go flying and land on top if each other*

Optimus:"Ooof....that was... fun..." *sarcastically*

Ratchet:*is underneath all of them* "Gee, yea, had the time of my life. I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW. "

*they all get up*

Ratchet:*goes to his computer* "I suppose we could use the magnetic relic..."

Megatron:"Whatever works for you, Sunshine." *snickers*

Ratchet:*throws a wrench at him*

Megatron:"Aaack!"

Optimus:"Careful. He throws wrenches."

Ratchet:*starts throwing wrench afyer wrench after wrench* "This is for beating up Optimus!  This is for shooting Bumblebee and Raf! He's just a kid!!!" *continues throwing wrenches*

Megatron:"Oww! Where is he OWW getting OWW these?!"

Optimus:"I dunno. :D"

Arcee:"Okay enough with the wrenches! "

Ratchet:*stops*

Bumblebee:*gets the relic*

Megatron:"That is not a medic that is a fragging doctor of doom. "

Optimus:"I know right!!!"

*after they get free*

Optimus:"YES!!!"

Megatron:"THANK YOU DOCTOR OF DOOM!!!" *hugs Ratchet*

Ratchet:"Careful I still have wrenches."

Megatron: O.O "YOU HAVE MORE?! YOU THREW 58 ALREADY! "

Ratchet:"I keep a secret storage."