Transformers Bloopers!!!

Hitting Your Head Remake

*Ratchet and Optimus are walking in the woods and Optimus hits his head*

Ratchet:"Optimus, are you-"

Optimus:"Heh. I like unicorns. Do you believe in aliens? Are aliens real? Do you think their out there in space somewhere?"

Ratchet:"....Pardon?"

Optimus:*giggles* "I can turn into a Semi Truck.  :3"

Ratchet:"Uh.... Optimus what's two plus two?"

Optimus:"Six."

Ratchet:"Yep there's something wrong with you let's go back to base. "

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Arcee:"So... has this ever happened before to an Autobot? Is it in the records?"

Ratchet:"I have no idea."

Optimus:*is running into a wall repeatedly*

Ratchet:"He didn't even know two plus two."

Optimus:"....?"

Ratchet:"IT'S FOUR! "

Optimus:"OOOOH. Nerd."

Ratchet:"Grrrr!"

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Ratchet:*is looking at something through microscope*

Optimus:*slowly reaches for something on the table*

Ratchet:*sees his hand and slaps it* "NO!"

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Optimus:"Ratchet, did you know that... um..."

Ratchet:"What?"

Optimus:"I was gonna tell you something amazing, but I don't know much."

Ratchet:"Ugh..."

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*Optimus and Ratchet are out in the canyon and while Ratchet is looking at something Optimus wonders off*

Optimus:*sees Megatron land*

Megatron:"PRIME! THIS IS THE DAY YOU-

Optimus:"Why is your head shaped like a bucket?"

Megatron: !?

*Back where Ratchet is*

*Optimus runs and hids behind Ratchet*

Ratchet:"What are you..."

Optimus:"There's some Bucket Head Chic chasing me!"

Megatron: *runs in*

Ratchet:"Uh oh..."

Megatron:"My head is NOT shaped like a bucket! "

Ratchet:*looks back at Optimus* "You HAD to?!"

Optimus:"It's true!"

Ratchet:"Yes but you don't tell him that!!!"

Megatron:"I'll rip out your Spark!"

Ratchet:"Your not gonna get a good fight outta him. Trust me after five minutes of having a conversation with him you'll be begging me to hit you in the head with a rock. "

Megatron:"Nah!"

Five minutes later:

Megatron:*hands Ratchet a rock* "Yep. Hit me hard. Don't hold back." *bends over for Ratchet to hit him*

Optimus:*slips and hits head* "Ugh... Ratchet? How did we arrive here?"

Ratchet: :D *drops rock on Megatron and runs over to Optimus*

Megatron:"OWWW!"

Ratchet:"What's two plus two Optimus? "

Optimus:"Four."

Ratchet: "YEEESSSS!" *starts dancing*