Transformers Bloopers!!!

Distraction

Megatron is standing in between a relic and Optimus and Ratchet, and Bucket Head doesn't know their there.

Optimus: "Ratchet, do you think you can distract Megatron for what... five minutes? "

Ratchet: "Okay."

*Optimus starts to sneak around*

Ratchet:*comes up with his flare thing and burns Megatrons back*

Megatron: "AAAACK! WHAT THE-- OWWW!"

Ratchet: "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were a giant rock."

Megatron:"Why would you burn a rock!?"

Ratchet: "Uh....... looking for gold?"

Megatron: "WHY DO YOU NEED GOLD?!"

Ratchet: "Uh... cuz it's sparkly. It's pretty."

Megatron: "EEERG!"

Ratchet: "You know, having a girlfriend might really make things easier for you. Here, I can pair you up with someone."

Megatron: "WHAT??"

Ratchet: "What do you like to do? "

Megatron: "Gut Autobots.

Ratchet: "Lets make that cuddle, watch romantic comedies, and have long walks on the beach at sunset."

Megatron;  :(

Ratchet: "What kind of woman do you prefer?"

Megatron :"Okay that's my business stay out of it."

Ratchet: "Come on, you can tell me."

Megatron: "No........."

Ratchet: "Come on....."

Megatron: "Well, Arcee is kinda pretty....

Ratchet: "WHAT? I'M OUT. OPTIMUS LET'S GO."

Optimus: *Runs back and they leave*

Megatron: .....