Transformers Bloopers!!!

Hitting Your Head

*Ratchet and Optimus are walking in the woods*

Optimus:*slips and hits head really hard on a rock*

Ratchet:"Optimus!  Are you okay?"

Optimus:"Uhh.... Poodles..."

Ratchet:"....what? "

Optimus:"Wwoaah! That tree is so big it could wear a saddle!"

Ratchet:"Er....okay? I think it's time to get back to base..."

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Ratchet:"And then he started acting funny!"

Arcee:"Hmm..."

Optimus:"I like funny things!  Except for clowns. Their scary . :3 "

Bulkhead:"Uh...Okay? "

Ratchet:"I'll check the records if anything like this has ever happened. " *goes to computer and starts typing*

Optimus:"Ratchet im boooorrrreeed!"

Ratchet:"Too bad. "

Optimus:"But Ratchet!!!"

Ratchet:"Ugh... Bulkhead get me some paint and long flat metal scraps. "

Bulkhead:"Okay..."

Ratchet:*puts metal scraps against the wall* "Hey Optimus! Do you wanna paint?"

Optimus:"Yeah!!!" *starts painting the metal scrap*

Ratchet:*goes back to work*

*Five Minutes Later*

Optimus:"Ratchet come look what I painted!!!"

Ratchet:"Ugh..." *walks over and sees Really detailed painting of a unicorn and rainbows*

Optimus: :3

Ratchet:"Uh... that's nice. " *goes back to work*

Optimus:*turns music on really loud* "HERE WE GO BACK! THIS IS THE MOMENT! TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! WE'LL FIGHT TILL IT'S OVER SO WE PUT OUR HANDS UP LIKE THE CEILING CAN'T HOLD US!!! LIKE THE CEILING CAN'T HOLD UUUSSS!!!!!"

Ratchet:".....Well Optimus, I can't find anything! Maybe we should check out the spot where you fell..."

Optimus:"Heeere we go back! this is the moment! Tonight is the night so we put our hands up like the ceiling can't hold uuusss... LIKE THE CEILING CAN'T HOLD USSS!!!!!!"

Ratchet:"Lets go Optimus. And for the record,  the ceiling wouldn't be  able to hold you in the first place. "

Optimus:"SHUT UP! "

Ratchet:"Ugh..."

*they go back and it's at night*

Ratchet:"Dark out here..." *they start walking*

Optimus:"Can I hold your hand? "

Ratchet:"...what?"

Optimus:*does puppy eyes*

Ratchet:"Ugh... when we get you back to normal, you and me are gonna have a little talk." *lets Optimus hold his hand*

Optimus:" Do you think there are aliens in space? "

Ratchet:*facepalm*

Optimus:"This is scary."

Ratchet:"Too bad."

Optimus:*slips and hits his head again*

Ratchet:*keeps walking and doesn't care*

Optimus:"Uhgh....... Ratchet? how did we arrive here?"

Ratchet:"Optimus! Your back! "

Optimus:"...from where? "

Ratchet:"Its time for that little talk..."