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*Megatron dresses up as an Autobot femme and sits at a table*
Optimus: *sees her and slides down the table to her* "Hey. What's your name?"
Megatron: Uh.............. Caroline.
Optimus: Are you new to Earth?
Megatron: Umm... Yeah.
Optimus: Thought so, or else I would have recognized your face.
Megatron: *pulls out a knife secretly*
Optimus: It would look nice on my wall.
Megatron: .....What?
Optimus: *rips off head/mask and takes off running*
Megatron: O_o
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Wheeljack: Hey Ratchet how much money do you bet I can't shoot that bird outta the sky?
Ratchet: Ha! Sixty!
Wheeljack: *shoots the little dot in the sky and it falls*
*Ironman hits the ground and glares at him*
Ratchet: AHHHH! YOU SHOT IRONMAN! AAAAHHHHH! *runs away*
Wheeljack: :|
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Vehicon 1: Autobot! Surrender!
Vehicon 2: Yeah! Surrender or die!
Bumblebee: *arms turn into cannons*
Vehicon: O_o He has a gun.
Vehicon 1: Run! *they drop their guns and run away*
Bumblebee: *faceservo*
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Dreadwing: *leaning over on one foot* "Ugh. I can't keep balanced today!"
Skyquake: *leaning over too* I'm having the same problem Dreadwing!
Shockwave: Then why don't you hold each others hands and balance each other out.
Dreadwing and Skyquake: OOOOH! *hold hands and go back to feet*
Shockwave: ..
Dreadwing and Skyquake: "Balance forever! Woosh! *they fly away*
Shockwave: ..... oh.
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Bumblebee: *dreaming; flying through clouds with peaceful music playing*
Song: What can you seeeeeeeee....
Skyquake and Dreadwing: Balance forever! *fly by holding hands*
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*in space*
Starscream: *floating around talking on the phone* "Uh, hi is this McDonald's?"
Lady: Yes.
Starscream: Great. I wanna order some food, but first, what kind of toys come with happy meals?
Lady: Lets see uh...... Barney and friends.
Starscream: *calls Megatron* "What toy do you want?
Megatron: I WANT THEM ALL!
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Christmas Eve
Optimus: *sitting in recliner next to fireplace* "Nothing like sitting next to the fire and waiting for Santa to come down the chimney."
Santa: *comes down and hits fire* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" *falls over is on fire*
Optimus: "Scrap! Stop drop and roll Santa stop drop and roll!"
Ratchet: *knocks on door*
Optimus: *opens it*
Ratchet: Is something wrong Optim--
Optimus: *slams door shut*
Santa: *stops moving*
Optimus: *sprays with fire extinguisher*
Santa:Eh.... eh.... oww.
Optimus: SANTA! ARE YOU OKAY?
Santa: I don't know...
Optimus: ARE YOU ALIVE?
Santa: -.- I might be.
Optimus: *holds up his two swords* "How many swords am I holding?
Santa: "Uh.... four...
Optimus: AHH! HE'S SEEING DOUBLE! IM GONNA PUT HIM OUTTA HIS MISERY!
Ratchet: "Nononono no your not!" *runs and stops him*
Santa: Eh...eh... *stuffs presents under tree and walks away*
Optimus: Tell Rudolph I said hi!
Santa: The reindeer are myths!
Optimus: Oh. then was does he use?
Outside:
Santa: Are you guys ready?
Skyquake and Dreadwing: Yeah Santa!
Santa: *sits on Dreadwing's shoulder*
Skyquake and Dreadwing: "Balance forever! Woosh! *they fly away holding hands*
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Transformers Bloopers!!!
RandomBloopers and spoofs from Transformers and the Transformers Prime series! TO ALL FELLOW LUVERS OF TRANSFORMERS!
