Transformers/ASDF Movies!

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Knockout: "Silas, did you eat my sandwich?"

Silas: *as a human* "I am your sandwich." *climbs into Knockout's mouth*

Knockout: "Bleh!"

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Megatron: "YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?!"

Optimus: "YEAH!"

*outside*

*they are about to fight*

Megatron: "WOW WHAT A LOVELY EVENING!"

Optimus: "YEAH IM GLAD WE DID THIS!"

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*out in a field at night*

Ms. Darby: "Oh, this is so nice!"

Agent Fowler: "Yeah. Just you, me, and the moon."

The Moon: "HEY YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!"

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Vincent: "WHO parked their CAR, on my SANDWICH!?"

*Ratchet is parked on his sandwich*

Rafael: "I did!"

Vincent: )=0 *explodes*

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Arcee: "Hey! Wanna play catch the knife?"

Arachnid: "Okay!"

Arcee: *shoots her*

Arachnid: *is dead*

Arcee: "Man, I suck at this game!"

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Ratchet: "I'm gonna do an Internet!" *pokes button on computer and rainbows shoot out of the screen*

Knockout: "Well I'm gonna do a book!" *pokes book and nothing happens* "Awww."

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