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Five: Where do you go to get a good cup of coffee?

Diego: Aren't you too young for caffeine?

Five: Boi I'm 58...

Five: Hello?

Five: -_-

*thirty minutes later*

Diego: Sorry I had to tackle a thief in an alleyway

Five: Where are the others?

Diego: Across the street I saw a nude dude in undies running up a pipe from a another guy with a crowbar.

Five: Why is Klaus up a pipe?

Diego: What

Five: I thought you said you saw Klaus up a pipe.

Diego: No I was just telling you what I saw

Five: BUT iT hAd no relevance to the question?!

Diego: what question

Diego: Oh.

Diego: I don't know.

Klaus: Sup ladiesss :}

Diego: Apparently you up a pipe.

Ghostboy: Klaus. Why.

Klaus: :0

Ghostboy: Oh I just read what happened. nvm

Klaus: yOu tHinK so litTle oOf me??

Ghostguy: I honesty don't know anymore and I follow you around everyday.

Diego: Who are you??

Ghostboy: That's hard to explain.

Five: You idiots are missing the BIGGER PICTURE!

Diego: What?

Five: The coffee!

Diego:...

Ghostboy:...

Klaus: wat

Five: Nevermind.

Five: I'm getting me a margarita to drown my disappointments of this family.

Diego: That's a lot of margaritas for a 13 year old

Five: And that's a lot of stupidity for a grown man.

Klaus: tea

Diego: Shut up Klaus

*one hour later*

Vanya: dang it I missed the convo

Five: iMm Hwre.

Vanya:...

Vanya: Five are you drunk?

Five: nOoi

Vanya: Dude

Five: yOvr vOiCee zOunds so dIferent

Vanya: Five we're texting.

Five: hdiwob

Vanya: What?

Vanya: Do you need me to come over there?

Five: iMn finei sis

Vanya: okay...