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Old Boy

Allison: Guys I'm witnessing the cutest thing ^~^

Luther: Like what?

Allison: Five is sleepwalking in the halls while dragging Delores beside him.

Luther: Oh...

Diego: Are you going to wake him before he hurts himself?

Allison: Well I would but hes carrying a loaded sniper and I believe hes doing target practice on the furniture

Luther: What?! How?!

Allison: Ha. He just shot that expensive vase dad use to tell us not to touch...

Klaus: I wAs going tO sEll that!!!

Luther: That's your biggest concern right now??

Klaus: of course not, but Hon money don't just fall out of sky like you did

Luther: When I was on the moon for 4 YEARS I was isolated with only my sheer will as comfort. You cannot fathom...

Ghostboy: Could you guys like revert back to the main issue?

Allison: Everyone near home?

Luther: I'm here.

Diego: Just climbed the window.

Allison: Klaus?

Klaus: Honestly guys I'm feeling under the weather. I think I'll stay where I am.

Allison: -_-

Diego: Where u at

Klaus: ...

Ghostboy: Nearby, trying to smuggle pills.

Klaus: :0 dUdE!

Ghostboy: Klaus...

Klaus: Fine I'm oOOoN my wAy. Geez you guys cant handle a 58 year old boy...

*Ten minutes later*

"HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!", Klaus yelped clenched to the back of a sofa.

Five, with his sluggish posture, steadied his sniper with Delores beside him and started shooting through the sofa, shredding away the expensive cushions.

"Don't worry you're just a distraction!", Allison said as Diego and her neared behind Five.

Faster than a heartbeat, Diego grabbed Five's arms before he could retaliate and held them behind his back as Allison turned to face the 58 year old boy. She whispered in his ear softly as the words exited her mouth like a melody and even then she felt guilty on having to use them on her brother.

"I heard a rumor that you would wake up now"

Five's eyes fluttered open to see the scenery around him. There was a sigh of relief until Five turned pale and puked all over Allison's wedges. An awkward silence was filled in by contained laughter. Five lifted his head from the ground and eyed his sister.

"Sorry...too m-many margaritas..."

Diego let go of Five, while still holding in his laughter. Allison glared at him and grimaced at the state of her wedges. Klaus rose from behind the shredded sofa visibly shaking as if from PTSD.

"We are limiting your alcohol intake old boy!", he yelled.

"K-klaus you're one to talk", Five mumbled while almost loosing his balance before being caught by Luther and guided into a sofa. Everyone sat down in the living area with Allison removing her wedges from her feet and revealing her black stockings.

"They were custom made..."

Suddenly Vanya ran into the living area in which they sat, her breathing was erratic like she ran a thousand miles. After noticing the stares, she cleared her throat and stood up straight.

"I see that you got it under control", she said looking toward Five who passed out not a second before she arrived.

"Yep pretty much", Luther spoke while looking away to something he felt was very interesting.

"Five was texting me and I-"

"Care to join this tragedy?", Klaus said gesturing toward the seat next to him.

Vanya froze for a second as if to process the question. She couldn't hide her shock as she headed over to the seat, but grimaced at the smelly stain in the rug. She then noticed Allison's wedges. Allison shrugged.

"Can't come out of a war without sacrifices eh?" She smiled toward Vanya.

Klaus grinned and rolled his eyes at the comment.

"Trust me I know..." He whispered it under his breath but some still caught the remark. Everyone just sat there for a while, enjoying the silence and smell of stomach acid.

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Hi guys! Thank u for the support :3 Any suggestions? I'm all in hehe. I didn't suspect this one to be this long. Did you like it? Anyway see u next chap💙♡