Motherload

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Luther: So is anyone going to clean up that stain? It's leaving a smell...

Diego: not it

Klaus: nOt meE

Allison : no

Five: Don't even

Luther: It's literally your PukE?!

Five: I dont recall that.

Diego: i do

Allison: I do

Klaus: me too

Five: Still doesnt ring a bell

[Five has left the group chat]

Luther: Fine I'll get mom to do it

Diego: What if she dont want to do it She has delicate hands :(

Luther: Are u?

Diego: ...

Luther: Exactly

Diego: She's a person! Not some house maid

Luther: Dude...she's a literal robot

Diego: She feels things

Klaus: srry to intrude but Allison can I borrow your black turtle neck?

Allison: No...wait how did...aRe you in my Closet?!

Klaus:...you have nice hangers

Allison: -_-

Klaus: Oh please there's only old stuff in here anyway. How about your dream catcher necklace?

Allison: Fine take it but break it and I break you

Luther: fiesty

Diego: woah

Klaus: I didn't know you cared for such a thing

Allison: I'm having a bad day. A dude blew me off.

Luther: Funny...Whats his name??

Diego: Address?

Klaus: net woOrth?

Allison: I'm not telling u weirdos anything. You'll ruin this.

Luther: Didn't he already do that

Allison: I'm thinking he's just shy

Diego: do you know his zip code by any chance? im just curious

Allison: He's a OK guy...now stop

Diego: you don't know that until you check the way they lock their doors

Klaus: ?

Luther: ?????

Diego: Oh just me?


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Inactive because school and final exams got me stressing. Oh well. I forgot to publish this a week ago so better late than sorry hehe. Any requests?

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