The Kajiu King

The Kajiu King Part 4

[Behemoth Graveyard - Kajiuraptor Scene]

{Camera change to Godzilla and Serena making their get away from Condor. They are laughing.}

Godzilla: All right, it worked!
Serena: We lost 'im.
Godzilla: {Arrogantly} I... am a genius.
Serena: Hey, Genius, it was my idea.
Godzilla: Yeah, but I pulled it off.
Serena: With me!
Godzilla: Oh yeah? ...Rrarr!

{Godzilla jumps at Serena; they tussle quickly. Serena ends on top and pins Godzilla with her hands, producing a resounding thump.}

Serena: Ha. Pinned ya. {Giggles}
Godzilla: {Annoyed} Hey, lemme up.

{Serena turns away smiling. Godzilla looks at her and jumps at her again. They tussle, rolling down a short hill. She pins him again in the same position with another thump.}

Serena: Pinned ya again.

{A geyser makes a loud noise nearby, ejecting steam. The camera pulls back to a view of the surroundings that the kids have just noticed. Mostly in grays, we see a dark craggy vale filled with skeletons of animals. Eerie music.}

Godzilla: This is it. We made it.

{They look over the edge of the ledge they are on. A large Behemoth skull is nearby. The camera follows to survey the entire bleak view.}

Godzilla and Serena: Whoa!
Serena: It's really creepy.
Godzilla: Yeah... Isn't it great?
Serena: {Relishing her naughtiness} We could get in big trouble.
Godzilla: {Enjoying it also} I know, huh.
Serena: {Looking at the skull} I wonder if its brains are still in there.
Godzilla: {Walking towards the skull} There's only one way to know. Come on. Let's go check it out.

{Godzilla walks towards the mouth of the skull. Condor flaps suddenly up in front of them, emitting a sharp squawk of "Wrong!" and giving the audience a start.}

Condor: The only checking out you will do will be to check out of here.
Godzilla: Aw, man.
Condor: We're way beyond the boundary of the Pride Lands.
Godzilla: Huh. Look. Red Feathers is scared. Heh.
Condor: {Poking Godzilla in the nose} That's Mr. Red Feathers to you, scaly. And right now we are all in very real danger.

Serena: Danger?! {Realized}

{Godzilla has moved nearer to the entrance of the skull}

Godzilla: Danger? Hah! I walk on the wild side. I laugh in the face of danger. Ha ha ha ha!

{Following Godzilla's confident laughter we hear more laughing from inside the skull. Godzilla runs back and hides behind Serena and Condor. Three Kajiuraptors emerge from the skull's eyes and mouth.}

Sam: Well, well, well, Jay. What have we got here?
Jay: Hmm. I don't know, Sam. Uh... what do you think, Ed?
Ed: {Crazy laughter}

{They circle around the kids and Condor.}

Jay: Yeah, just what I was thinking. A trio of trespassers!
Condor: And quite by accident, let me assure you. A simple navigational error. Eh heh heh...
Sam: Whoa, whoa, wait wait wait... I know you. {peering close into the camera} You're Dagon's little stooge.
Condor: I, madam, am the king's majordomo.
Jay: {Looking at Godzilla} And that would make you...?
Godzilla: The future king. {stays close to Serena}
Sam: Do you know what we do to kings who step out of their kingdom?
Godzilla: Puh. You can't do anything me.
Condor: Uhh... technically, they can. We are on their land.
Godzilla: But Condor, you told me they're nothing but slobbering mangy stupid poachers.
Condor: {Aside, surreptitiously, to Godzilla} Ix-nay on the oopid-stay...
Jay: Who you callin' "oopid-stay?!?"
Condor: {Harried} My, my, my. Look at the sun. {starts to try to hasten the kids away} It's time to go!
Sam: What's the hurry? We'd looove you to stick around for dinner.
Condor: Now now Sam, don't do anything crazy because if you do you'll start a war with Dagon!
Sam: Kajiu hunters and Kajiuraptors have been in war since the dawn of time. Besides a raptor's belly is never full.
Jay: Yeaaaah! We could have whatever's... "lion" around! {In the background} Get it? Lion around! {laughs}
Sam: Oh wait, wait, wait. I got one, I got one. Make mine a "cub" sandwich. Whatcha think?