The Kajiu King

The Kajiu King Part 11

[Ledge Scene]

{Godzilla slowly crosses the desolated land. He reaches the lip of a cliff and looks out over his former home. Mostly lacking in life, it is painted in grays. Seeing the desolation, a look of determination, even fury, appears on Godzilla's face.}

Serena: Godzilla, wait up! {She trots up next to him on the ledge} ...It's awful, isn't it?
Godzilla: I didn't want to believe you.
Serena: What made you come back?
Godzilla: I finally got some sense knocked into me. And I've got the bump to prove it. Besides, this is my kingdom. If I don't fight for it, who will?
Serena: I will.
Godzilla: It's gonna be dangerous.
Serena: {Quoting young Godzilla} Danger? Ha! I laugh in the face of danger. Ha ha ha ha.
Rodan: I see nothing funny about this.
Godzilla: Rodan? Anguirus? What are you doing here?
Anguirus: {Bowing on one knee} At your service, my liege.
Rodan: Uh. We're going to fight your uncle... for this?
Godzilla: Yes, Rodan; this is my home.
Rodan: Ffh. Talk about your fixer-upper. Well, Godzilla, if it's important to you, {bows} we're with you to the end.

{Godzilla smiles appreciatively. Next scene with the four of them on the ledge viewing the work ahead of them.}

[Hula scene]

{Camera switches to Godzilla. Serena, Rodan, and Anguirus sneaking up to the edge of Pride Mountain. From behind a log, they observe close up the hordes of kajiuraptors.}

Rodan: Kajiuraptors. I hate kajiuraptors. {To Godzilla, whispering} So what's your plan for gettin' past those guys?
Godzilla: Live bait.
Rodan: Good idea. {Realizing} Heeey.
Godzilla: Come on, Rodan-- you guys have to create a diversion.
Rodan: {Incredulous} What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?

{Camera switch to Rodan in a hula outfit. The music sung is The Hawaiian War Chant much like the Spike Jones arrangement. Anguirus is set up like a roast pig, even with an apple in his mouth. Jungle drum riff.}

Rodan: Luau!

If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat
Eat my buddy Anguirus here because he is a treat
Come on down and dine
On this tasty swine
All you have to do is get in line

{Parenthetical parts are Anguirus singing; the apple is at his feet.}

Aaaare you achin'
(Yup, yup, yup)
Foooor some bacon?
(Yup, yup, yup)
Heeee's a big pig
(Yup, yup)
You could be a big pig too.

Oy!

{They run off screaming to lead some of the kajiuraptors away. Godzilla and Serena make it by.}

Godzilla: Serena, you find my mother and rally the Kajiu hunters, human hunters, and Pokémon. {determinedly} I'll look for SpaceGodzilla.

Serena: Be careful. {is a little worried}

Godzilla: I will {Hugs her then makes his way up to Pride Mountain}