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☣︎ "you have a terrible attitude." 2
EVANGELINE WAS WALKING HER DOG, WHEN SHE HEARD GROANING COMING FROM AN ALLEY WAY. she had went towards the noises, holding her dog's leash tightly. she gulped, and looked in inside the dumpster, holding her breath.
"are you okay?" she asked. the boy just groaned in response. "oh it's you, and is that- a bottle of..alcohol?" evangeline said, still holding in her breath. "i drank all of it, didn't i?" the boy said. "yep." evangeline said. "yep." five said, mockingly, in a high pitched tone.
"i do not sound like that!" "yea, you do." the boy said. "what's your name, milk boy?" evangeline asked. "milk boy?" he said, confused. "yea, i don't know your name, and i'd feel bad for just calling you boy." evangeline said, the boy nodded, signaling that he understood.
"it's five." he said. evangeline raises a brow and says, "really? you're named after a.. number?" she asked, giggling. "yep." he said flatly. "well, i'm evangeline." she said, holding her hand out. "actually never-mind, you're in a dumpster." evangeline said, retracting her hand.
"so how old are you..five?" she asked the boy sighed and said, "well technically, i'm fifty-eight but i'm in a thirteen year old's body-" evangeline cut him off, "you're fifty-eight? there's no way, i refuse to believe that you are old enough to be my grandfather." evangeline rambled on, "you look seven years old!" she said, causing him to make a face.
"i do not look seven!" he said, scoffing. "that's not a bad thing, if anything i'm complimenting you!" evangeline said, five just rolled his eyes.
"you really stink, you should shower when you get home." evangeline said causing five to roll his eyes again. "you have a terrible attitude." evangeline says, causing five to playfully hold his heart as if he was hurt.
"wow, look who's rude now, that really hurt my feelings." five says pretending to cry. evangeline giggles and five laughs. "you seem stressed, what's the matter?" evangeline said, out of the blue, five raises a brow. "what makes you that?" he asks. evangeline just shrugs.
"your eyebrows are always frowning." she says, five gasps and says, "what? you've only seen me twice and now you know what i do twenty-four-seven? at least buy me dinner first." evangeline just stares. "anyway, you never answered my question, what's the matter?" she asks, and five sighs.
"well, are you sure you want to know?" he asks and evangeline nods. "oh my god wait, is that..a mannequin?" evangeline tries to hold in her laughter, but she can't.
"dude, you are one weird kid!" evangeline bursts out in laughter and five rolls his eyes. "i will literally vomit on you." five says, causing evangeline to back up. "that's so gross!" evangeline says, and five just hiccups. "whatever." he says, belching.
"you should really learn manners." evangeline says. "maybe you should learn some manners." five says and evangeline scoffs. "bully." evangeline say, and five rolls his eyes. "what're we, in second grade?" five says sarcastically. "i don't know, are we?" evangeline said rolling her eyes.
suddenly, a car pulls up.
"oh, it's my loser brothers." evangeline laughs, and watches as the two men exit the car. one of the men pick up five from out of the dumpster, as he grips the mannequin.
"if you vomit on me-" the larger man says, holding five like a baby. "you know what's funny, aah! i'm going through puberty, twice. " five says, ignoring the larger man's comment. "i'm just..gonna go, bye number boy!" evangeline says pulling her dog away from a discarded trash- bag.
"bye evan!" five says, drunkenly. "don't call me that, ever again." evangeline says, gagging. evangeline walks off, and five sighs. "looks like our little number five just got a girlfriend!" the smaller man says.
"she is not my girlfriend, i wouldn't do that to doroles!" five says.
