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♥︎ "go away, we don't want your girl scout cookies." 3
FIVE SAT DOWN, DRINKING HIS COFFEE. suddenly the doorbell rang, he let it ring for a couple of seconds before getting up. he opens the door, only to reveal the same girl that he had met twice. "go away, we don't want your girl scout cookies." he said, causing evangeline to roll her eyes. "actually, i'm selling chocolate." evangeline said, causing five to gag.
"bye, willy wonka." five said, shutting the door in her face. evangeline's mouth opens wide in shock. she then knocks on the door again. "i'm not leaving till' you buy some chocolate." she says pounding on the door.
"guess you'll be spending the night outside." "that's not funny." the whole time, evangeline is smiling, and five is too. "i just need 5 more bars, just buy one, please?" evangeline pleads. "why should i buy some chocolate from you, give me five good reasons." "you'd be supporting my school..?" "another one." "....." "exactly." "you suck." evangeline said. "you suck even more." five responded, causing evangeline to roll her eyes. she rings the doorbell again, causing five to groan. "would you stop that?" he asks, causing evangeline to giggle. "not until you buy some chocolate." she says, ringing the doorbell over and she over again.
finally, he opens the door. "geez, i thought i was gonna have to break the door down." evangeline jokes, five just stares blankly. "you're really short." "no i'm not! i'm average height!" "whatever you say, shorty."
evangeline laughs at five, and five laughs too. "can i come in?" she asks, and five pauses. "you might try and murder me, but sure why not." five says, letting evangeline in.
"why would i try and murder you? that'd be a total waste of time." evangeline says, and five chuckles. "you smell like a doctor." evangeline says, and five pulls a confused face. "what's that supposed to mean?" five asks. "well doctors smell..clean?" evangeline says.
"you're weird." "says the one named after a number!" "also, your house is like...really big." evangeline says. five shrugs, "i guess so, it's not that big." "that's what she said." evangeline says, giggling and five just stares.
"did i just hear a 'that's what she said' joke?" a tall man says, and evangeline turns around to face him. she just stares, and the man stares back. "didn't anyone tell you that it's rude to stare?" "sorry, it's just that you're really tall." evangeline says, measuring him with her eyes. "this little man can't relate." evangeline says, pointing to five.
"i told you! i'm average height!" five says, and the man shakes his head. "can i borrow twenty dollars?" the man asks, and five pauses. "for what crack?" five says, and the man nods, and evangeline makes a face. "are you joking or..?" she asks, and the room goes silent. "oh my god." evangeline says. five reaches into his pocket and evangeline smacks his hand.
"don't give it to him!" "why not?" "yeah, why not." the man says, and evangeline squints her eyes. "are you wearing eyeliner?" "oh don't change the subject!" the man says. and evangeline looks at him. "what's your name?" she asks him, and he responds with, "klaus." and evangeline pauses.
"i'm gonna call you...crackhead klaus." "what! five you're just gonna let your girlfriend bully me?" "she's not my girlfriend!" "i am not his girlfriend!" evangeline says, crossing her arms. klaus laughs and says, "whatever, i'll be there at the wedding!" and then exits the room.
"gross." evangeline mumbles. "how's your...mannequin?" she asks and five raises a brow. "you mean dolores?" he asks, and she nods. "i'll be right back." he says, evangeline assumes that he's going to the restroom.
he enters the room again, mannequin in hand. "oh my." she says, shocked. "why is she bald." she asks, and five shrugs. "did you just go to a random clothing store and take it-" "her." five corrects her, and she rolls her eyes. "my bad, her. did you go to a random clothing store and take her?" she asks, and five shakes his head no.
"i found her.." "you found her where?" "on the street." "oh." "yeah.." the room goes silent, and evangeline just stares at him. "would you stop doing that?" he asks. evangeline tilts her head. "i'm not doing anything." she says, and five rolls his eyes. the room goes silent again.
"do you have any siblings?" evangeline asks and five nods. "i had six, but now i have five." "had?" she asks. "ben," five clears his throat. "he died." five says, and evangeline mumbles a quick "sorry for your loss." and then changes the subject.
klaus enters the room again, and yawns. "you weren't there. " klaus says and five rolls his eyes. evangeline makes a face in confusion. "...wait, this doesn't add up." she says, tilting her head. "give me twenty dollars and i'll explain." klaus says, and evangeline shakes her head.
"no way, crackhead." five says. "ouch." klaus says hand over his heart. "that really hurt my feelings." he says, fake crying. "go cry me a river." five says. "someone's pmsing." klaus says, and five rolls his eyes. "asshole." five grumbles and klaus sticks out his tongue and exits the room, again.
authors note! thank you so much for like 300 reads (i don't know the exact number, oops) also, if this chapter seems like wild and like doesn't make sense, sorry i had like no inspiration :(.
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