Alpha Mate: A Parody

2. Getting Kidnapped by the Hot Alpha, Typical

As soon as we entered the club we started drinking and dancing. We had lots of fun.

I met this really cute guy. I haven't even had my first kiss yet, but for some reason today I decided to grind on him. 

That's when I saw him.

His dark eyes pinned mine, looking into my soul. His hair was tousled in that sexy way. He had perfect plump lips and a jawline so sharp it could cut steel.

"MATE," he bellowed, because if he hadn't I would have had no possible way of knowing that.

Before I knew it, the guy I was dancing with was thrown across the room full hulk style. "MINE!" he roared. Talk about aggression.

He calmed down due to my presence. So sweet right. He cupped my face gently. Woah, no consent? Hot.

"You are, you are my mate?" I couldn't believe it.

"Yes. I'm Damien, your mate."

"Are you an Alpha?"

"Yes! You must be an alpha! Or beta."

"Alpha. Are you extremely arrogant and cocky?"

"Yes. Do you have self esteem issues?"

"Yes! Are you a playboy?"

"I have fucked almost every girl in this room. Am I going to be your first kiss?"

"Yep! I'm a Good Girl. Are you possessive to the point of it being unhealthy or abusive?"

He gasped. "We are perfect for each other babygirl. I love you. Come with me. We have babies to make."

Wow! He loves me! I know it's been a short time- 2 minutes 40 seconds to be exact. But I know he's saying the truth. Not at all creepy.

That's when my self esteem issues kicked in. "You are gonna reject me aren't you?" Tears filled my eyes. "Because you are too good for me or for some reason or the other, and then I will have to lose weight and act like a bimbo before you accept me. I know it!" I cried.

"No no babygirl. I won't do that. It makes no sense. You are the one I love. The one I want," he hugged me.

I calmed down due to his unconsented touch. Making babies sounded like a good idea now but then I remembered-

"I'm a Strong Independent Woman," I pushed him away. "I need no man!" I made to walk away.

"No! I can't lose you too! I lost my parents when I was 7!" He put me on his shoulder full caveman style and kidnapped me.

He lost his parents when he was 7?! That does not excuse his creepy behaviour at all. But who cares? He's hot and half the readers are horny hormonal teenagers.

The people in the club had long since lost interest in us and no one cared that an Alpha was kidnapping me. The werewolf community was awesome.

I shrieked as he carried me out of the club. My bestie winked at me. Ah what an amazing friend!

The whole situation was crazy and needed police intervention. If only police existed in werewolf stories. Then maybe I wouldn't be kidnapped by an Alpha.

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Ah, kidnapping. The first step to form a solid relationship.