Be More Chill:Ⓡⓔⓓⓔⓜⓟⓣⓘⓞⓝ

The Squip Song

Who's singing/speaking
You: Italics
Jeremy: Underlined
Other characters/background singers: Normal

*I'm waiting out in the hall next to the school bathrooms. Why? CAUSE CATHY CAN'T KEEP UP WITH HER SHIT. She forgot about her folder and left it in one of her classrooms. Not only that, but she forgot where she put it. At this point, I'm scared if one day she'll wake up and forget who she is. I wouldn't be surprised though.*

I was snapped out of my thoughts when I heard a yell from the boy's bathroom.

"I'M TALKING TO YOU, TALL-ASS!"

*That must be Rich talking to Jeremy. Wait, if that's happening now, then he should be offering a Squip in a minute. Maybe, if I go in and he sees I over heard everything, he might get me one too. Well, that is if this is all happening or not. This would be a good way to see if it's actually going on or not*

I walked in the boy's bathroom and hid behind the the wall that leads into it. I peaked me head over the side.

"You don't remember me freshman year, do you?"

"You didn't go here freshman year-"

"YES I DID!" He slapped himself for his lisp just like in the musical.

"You just didn't notice. Nobody did..." He looked down, going into some sort of flashback. He snapped out of it when he noticed me.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? THIS IS THE BOYS BATHROOM, DUMBASS"

"Says the one trying to do some expensive drug deal in the school bathroom. Like go in the back at least"

He glared at me and started to walk over to me.

"How the hell do you know about that?"

*Oops. Prolly shouldn't show that I know what's going on*

He pushed me into the wall

"Answer me, freak!"

"How the hell are you that short?"

"WHAT DID YOU WAY TO ME?"

"You heard me, fuckass"

He looked as if he was about to punch me. Before he could, something made him stop.

*Must be his Squip. I wonder if it's actually Evil Kermit?*

He let out a noise that resembled some sort of growl.

"You're so lucky it says you're useful"

"Wow, thanks. You're so nice" Rich rolled his eyes and pulled me over next to Jeremy.

"Now, as I was saying..."

Freshman year
I didn't have a girlfriend or a clue
I was a loser just like you
Good times would only
Soar by

I was gross
As every female would attest
My sexting was a futile quest
My little penis was depressed
He was so lonely
Poor guy

I snickered at Jeremy's look that was a mix of confusion and disgust.

I was
Hopeless, hopeless
I was
Helpless, helpless
Every time I'd walk the hallway
I would trip

I was
Stagnant and idle
I was
So suicidal

I went to give him that "been there/me to, reassuring pat" that you would give when you don't know what to say in an awkward silence.