Flash Fictions (Andi Mack)

Sexy, Yet Unattractive

Warning for Swear Words!

I don't have a lot to say for myself besides I could not get this idea out of my head. I know this is a really bad idea, but I'm already here, so here we fucking go => (ES6 "Arrow Function Syntax = {Error}: Unexpected Token In The Bagging ~ Area 51)

Background Information: Jonah had just moved in with Cyrus, it was to test the waters, because they planned on marrying each other one day.

~•~ Night 1 ~•~

Cyrus laid on his side with his head propped up too high on a really thick pillow. His back was facing Jonah, which he did not appreciate. Jonah ended up crawling onto Cyrus' side of the bed pressing his front side up against Cyrus' backside.

Cyrus laid with his eyes at the side of his head trying to see the hands of his future husband that crept onto his shoulders. "Goodnight babe," Jonah whispered into his ear, but Cyrus did not give a response since they said their goodnights like 6 minutes ago before turning off the lights, and getting into bed.

Jonah then propelled his body upwards by digging his feet into the mattress for leverage, as he got up high enough to curl his neck around, and rest his mouth on the back of Cyrus' head. Cyrus felt the hot air blowing out of his nostrils and weaving through his hair finally coming in contact with just that one small area on his head. The temperature difference at the surface of his skin became a slight annoyance.

It was nothing to worry about, he could surely still fall asleep just fine. Jonah's fun and games did not end there. He turned over more like he was trying to crush Cyrus under his chest as he threw a arm around Cyrus' upper stomach, trapping him underneath the heavy arm. Cyrus went along with it, and stayed put knowing that Jonah would soon fall asleep.

When Jonah arrived in slumber town he opened up his mouth for the snoring to begin. Cyrus was just getting comfortable with the grip that Jonah had around his body. Cyrus pushed with his arms on Jonah's that lapped over his torso, but it was useful. The arm always slid back down with the hand meeting the bedding. Cyrus then tried moving his head forward by bending his neck down. Unfortunately it was also successful. Jonah's head just feel down along with Cyrus, still connecting his nose to his scalp.

Sleep eventually came for Cyrus, but it was short lived when Jonah's snoring intensified. Cyrus was wide awake now with his eyes bulging. Cyrus used his back shoulder to roughly shove Jonah awake. Tiredly he groaned, "what was that for?"

"You were snoring too loud, and I couldn't sleep," Cyrus told him.

"It's not my fault, I can't control it," Jonah told him.

"But you can make it less loud by moving your mouth away from my ear," Cyrus told him.

"Alright, alright, I won't snore anymore," Jonah told him. Good, Cyrus thought. "Now that I'm up I'ma take a piss," Jonah told him.

Jonah tossed the covers off of the two of them as he got out of bed as Cyrus groaned, "uhh," loud enough for Jonah to know his frustrations.

"Calm down, I'll make it quick," Jonah said as he entered the bathroom shutting the door. With the light on Cyrus watched the bottom of the door. There was not point in trying to go back to bed, because first he'd have to cover back up just for Jonah to move them when he got back into bed, and then there is two, even if that wasn't the case Jonah climbing back into bed and trying to spoon with him again would surely wake him up. Cyrus just watched and listened as the night went on, with Jonah still in the bathroom.

About 10 minutes had passed, and Cyrus gave up, he rolled over to face the other way, and closed his eyes without the covers on. The bathroom door opened up and light filled the room for a second before it was turned off. Cyrus opened his eyes, and turned back over asking angrily, "how does taking a leak take that long?"

"Oh yeah sorry, I also decided to take a shit because I decided why not I'm already in bathroom." Jonah started to get back into bed covering them both back up.

"I'm so done with you, I need sleep," Cyrus started to say. "Goodnight."

Jonah kissed Cyrus' cheek saying, "night love you," before getting back into his originally position. That is when Cyrus heard something, it sounded like running water.

"Jonah?"
"Yeah babe?"
"Did you leave the sink on?"

"Crap, yeah I did, I'm sorry, could you go turn it off for me?" Jonah asked while yawning.
"What? No," Cyrus refused.

"Fine I guess it's staying on then," Jonah told him.
"Oh my fucking god I'm going to kill you before the night is over," Cyrus said as he yanked off the covers, and stormed out of bed going into the bathroom. He didn't want to blind himself with the bright lights so he felt around, and turned the water off before coming back.

Once in bed for hopefully the final time Jonah tried putting his arm around Cyrus. Instantly Cyrus threw the arm back off, and said, "no Jonah. Don't even try I'm not in the mood for it."

"I love you," Jonah added hoping it would fix everything.

"So I've heard," Cyrus stated sourly. He was exhausted and ended up falling asleep. Once he was asleep Jonah moved in and snuggled him. In the morning Cyrus was the first to wake up, and he got the surprise of Jonah doing what he told him not to. Cyrus grabbed a pillow from under their heads, and whacked Jonah awake with it.

When Jonah was rudely awoken Cyrus saw the dried up drool from the corner of his mouth to his chin. Cyrus instantly felt the hair at the back of his head, and sure enough it felt crusty. "Jonah," Cyrus whined. "You drooled on me, in your sleep last night."

"I'm sorry," Jonah pleaded as Cyrus got out of bed leaving Jonah.

"How in the world can you be so sexy, yet unattractive?" Cyrus asked him before locking himself in the bathroom as to not be disturbed as he got ready for work.

Jonah would have responded, but sadly, he did not know the answer to that lingering question.

The End

Rawr XD! _/(O_o)/\

Yeah I don't know, just comment cause I'm desperate for attention! You know I should be doing something like sleeping right now.