Life with Brockhampton

Chapter Fourteen

i was furious. "why would he even ask bertha?? she doesn't even have kids!" i yelled so loud causing Ciarán to swerve. "damn greta chill, i'm on your side." he says. "sorry."

we get to the courthouse, and wait patiently for our turn. we just sit awkwardly until ciarán breaks the silence. "soooo, the weathers nice huh?"

I huff and glare at him letting him know i wasn't in the mood for talking.

ten more minutes went by & we were greeted my a lady with neon crocs & a heavy country accent.

"howdy." she says. "hi. i want to changes my kids name." i grumble.
"sure, just fill out this form." She says & walks away.

i took a seat & looks at the form in front of me.

___________________________
Change ur kidz name today 🤪

current name: Bertha II

new name:

sign here 👇🏼

______________

thanks for ur time 👅

___________________________

I had stared at this paper for about an hour before i felt a tap on my shoulder.
"hey..so uh, i was planning on checking out a strip club soon so could you hurry?" whined ciarán. i nod & sigh, knowing i have to make a decision soon.

Another five minutes past and i realize this is going to take a couple more hours. "hey, you can go. i'll call an uber." i tell him. "really?!" his face lit up. "yea-" "cool thanks!" he says as he sprints out.

think greta, think.

i mean before i found out one was a girl i was going to name the triplets, Bruce, Billy, & Bertaum, maybe i'll name her Bertrauma. That's it!

___________________________
Change ur kidz name today 🤪

current name: Bertha II

new name: Bertrauma <3

sign here 👇🏼

Greta [insert last name here]

thanks for ur time 👅

___________________________

I turn my form in proudly & skip out of the building. i stop & notice the time, it's midnight. "Shit" i mumble. i dial the number, "Hi i need an uber," i say shakily in the cold weather. After the call i realize i haven't spoken to matt since this morning, i think we need to talk.

"hey get in!" the uber driver yells out the window. "k"

We've been driving for a few minutes & i don't recognize this route. "hey are you sure you have the right address?"
i say nervously. "sure." the strangers says back. i decided to take a nap while i waited.

the sounds of shuffling & muffled voices slowly wakes me up as i flutter my eyes open. "w-where am i?" i mumble. All i see in front of me is blurred figures.

i manage to regain full consciousness as i realize who stood before me.

One direction.