Life with Brockhampton

Chapter nineteen

meanwhile, inside the bh house.

"god bertha, you ruin everything!" matt says and storms out. "uh rude." she huffs. "seriously bertha, you need to stop." ciarán says & then follows soon after.

when everyone was out of sight bertha tiptoed into the living room. "pssst, joba.." she whispered. "hm?" he says half asleep. "baby wake up" bertha says playing with his hair. "bertha i've told u it was a one time thing." he sits up. "and i'm not your baby"

Joba got up to piss, meanwhile bertha sat on the couch lonely, no one would talk to her bc she was tearing everyone apart.

She looked over to the window and saw a ghost... no wait.. it's just a bitch with white ass foundation.
"who are you?" She asked wiping the single tear from her face.

"oh my fUCKing god" he said obviously annoyed. "I am the current world record holder of the most subscribers lost in a day"

"oh, sorry." she sniffed. "listen i was here to like kill you so-" "go ahead." she says. james just looked at her before saying, "aw why're you so sad sister? wanna talk about it?" "no." she says. "oh okay well-"

"-i mean everyone hates me so i might as well die." she says wiping another tear. "sis everyone hates me, but i still thrive." he says cockily. "but you just said you lost subscribers?" she looks at him. "let's not talk about that." he says & strokes her hair.

"tell you what. i'll let you go & i'll
give you a free palette. sales are really low 😬" she looks at him and goes in for a hug. "thank you." she whispers. she jumps up & runs out of the house.

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"is it done?"

"yes, i ran her over like you asked."

"good riddance 🙄"

"wheres my money?"

"i'll get it to you. just chill."

Greta hangs up & starts towards the 56th floor where the boys said they'd be hanging out in.

"Matt, ciarán!" she yells banging on the door. Jaden answers & says "hey greta what's up?" "i just need to talk to my baby daddies." she says, arms crossed. "sure. Ciarán, Matt!" he says turning around.

out comes a tipsy matt & ciarán. "hey. i just wanted to let y'all know that bertha won't be a problem anymore."

"what do you mean?" matt asked.

"shes gone."