One Punch Man Boyfriend Scenarios *In Editing*

When He Takes A Survey You Made Up

Questions:
1. "What's one thing I do that you hate?"
2. "If you had one word to describe our relationship, what would it be?"
3. "What's something that you would name after me?"
4. "What is one thing women do, or just me, that grosses you out?"
5. "What's your favorite physical quality about me?"
6. "If I were to disappear, where do you think I would be?"
7. "Who do you think is the most affectionate in our relationship?"
8. "What do you think I'd say is your most attractive quality?"
9. "What's one secret you've wanted to tell me, but haven't?"
10. "Why do you think I created this survey for you?"

What and his responses were:
Saitama
1. "When you put your cold feet and hands on me to prove that you're cold. As if I don't believe you when you tell me."
2. "Ummmm. Weird."
3. "Hmm? One thing? Um. An excuse."
4. "That's easy. Not washing out the tub after you shave. That's gross. Who has that much hair on their legs?"
5. "Besides that big forehead. You're eyes."
6. "Psh. Probably hiding in bed or some kind of geek store."
7. "Ummm. Obviously me."
8. "Probably my personality."
9. "One time I peed on your foot in the shower. My bad."
10. "Just to be a dorkface and interrogate me under my will."
Genos
1. "I don't hate anything about you at all. That's quite difficult for me to do so. But when you self-doubt yourself it does bother me greatly."
2. "One word? I'd have to use the word understanding to define our relationship."
3. "Hm? A face expression."
4. "What I find gross? Well, I would have to say not flushing after releasing pee."
5. "I admire your smile."
6. "Disappear to? Well, most likely a place you enjoy to have space from others."
7. "I believe I am the most affectionate."
8. "If I were to guess, I'd say my hair."
9. "A secret I never told you? Hm? Oh, I actually broke the toaster and Saitama offered to take the blame on stealing it."
10. "To spend more time with me."
Mumen Rider
1. "I'm going to say it again. Popping your bones!"
2. "Perfect."
3. "Hm? I'd name a clingy animal after you."
4. "I find it gross that you tend to want to pop acne."
5. "I find your smile very beautiful."
6. "You disappearing wont ever happen. But, I guess, I would have to say to the nearest fast food place you enjoy."
7. "As much as I'd like to say I'm most affectionate. Actually, I do say I am."
8. "Oh, um. Well, I hope you find my caring-nature attractive."
9. "Oh, um. Sometimes I used the excuse as the store being closed so I wouldn't have to make a route."
10. "To just be playful."
Zombieman
1. "When you laugh about something and don't tell me about it. I know, I know. Odd."
2. "Describing our relationship? Trusting."
3. "What would I name after you? A certain laugh."
4. "Find gross about females or you in general? Trying to flush a feminine product down the drain."
5. "I find your body perfect."
6. "Hm? No where. You'd be in bed."
7. "You're most affectionate apparently."
8. "My broad build. Or the fact I'm a good-looking zombie as you like to say."
9. "I broke the lock on the door, because I couldn't find the guy."
10. "I have no idea."
Metal Bat
1. "As much as I find it funny, your perverted jokes while I'm eating is something I hate."
2. "One word, huh? I'd say perfect."
3. "Name something after you? A reason for my happiness. No, don't call me sappy."
4. "Okay, okay, okay. Babe, I love you, but leave your dirty clothes in the basket. It's in there for a reason, not to wear something again."
5. "Just one thing? Fine. I find your hair very beautiful."
6. "Hah, you disappear? Probably just hiding away to avoid someone."
7. "I'm most affectionate, baby."
8. "Mhm, I know you find this body sexy."
9. "Ooh. Okay. Babe, don't get mad at me. But I was the one that cracked your phone a while back."
10. "Just so you can lay here and bother me with questions."
Blue Fire
1. "I strongly dislike it you talk down about yourself."
2. "A single word? Comforting."
3. "I'd name a flower after you. Don't question me."
4. "That grosses me out? Leaving hair strands everywhere."
5. "I find your blushing, flustered smile gorgeous."
6. "Probably to a place where you and I could be at peace at."
7. "I would say I am, but you are."
8. "Attractive about me? Knowing you, my seriousness."
9. "Secret? I don't keep secrets. But I guess that you should know that I was the one that lost the key to the apartment."
10. "No reason necessary."
Stinger
1. "I love you, but I hate it when sneak up on me."
2. "One word? Rare."
3. "Name something after you? I guess a vine of some kind."
4. "That I find gross? Hm? When you pee in the shower."
5. "Lovebug, I find your eyes memorizing."
6. "Disappear to? Hm, probably got lost somewhere without a phone."
7. "Most affectionate? Definitely me."
8. "Of course you find this playful personality of mine attractive!"
9. "Um. So. It was me that ate your snack that you were saving for later. Not Max."
10. "To get answered out of me."
Sweet Mask
1. "When you question me on how I find you attractive. You just are. Accept it."
2. "Hm, I'd have to go with the word perfect."
3. "A reason to smile of course."
4. "Hm, I find it gross when you smell a shirt to see if it's clean."
5. "My beloved, I find your skin beautiful."
6. "Disappear to? If your not in my arms, then I'd panic and have no clue where to look."
7. "I'm most affectionate. You can't disagree on that one bit."
8. "Beside my good looks, my understanding side."
9. "A secret that I never told you? I occasionally borrow your feminine products."
10. "Just to spend more time with me."
Sonic
1. "One thing I hate that you do? When you slouch."
2. "Playful."
3. "Name something after you? A behavior."
4. "I find it gross when you grab your own chest for a reason I don't need to know of."
5. "I would have said your laugh, but since it's physical, I find your smile attractive."
6. "Disappear? Least likely. You'll always be somewhere I am."
7. "Pft. You."
8. "No need to drool over my appearance."
9. "Secret? Um. I didn't stop Puri from borrowing a bra of yours. Don't ask. He told me not to say anything."
10. "To annoy me in a talking way?"
Flashy Flash
1. "I can't hate anything about you. But I strongly dislike when you sneeze and not cover your mouth."
2. "One word? Well, trusting."
3. "Hm, an expression of beauty."
4. "I find it disturbing when you swirl your hair strands on the wall during a shower."
5. "You're smile is very lovely."
6. "Hm? I'd have to say somewhere with Tornado. Or perhaps at home."
7. "Most affectionate? Why me of course."
8. "I hope you find my quiet personality attractive."
9. "I don't keep secrets from you. But, there was this one time where I went out for lunch with other heroes and didn't tell you. I'm terribly sorry."
10. "Just because you wanted to."
Garou
1. "When you yawn in my face after you wake up. I hate that."
2. "One word? Hm. Unique?"
3. "I'm not gonna say my real answer. I'll keep it clean. Hm, I guess a sleeping position then."
4. "No offensive babe, but change out of the same bra once and a while. I want to see something knew when ripping off that shirt."
5. "Well, apart from your body, I find your eyes attractive."
6. "You go missing? Pft. You'd probably just be hiding away in bed."
7. "Pft. You apparently."
8. "Mhm, hopefully you find my bad attitude attractive."
9. "Hm? Let me think. Oh, yeah. I picked a fight with a guy for looking at you in a certain way. Didn't tell you because I didn't want to get lectured."
10. "An excuse to have you cling to me and bother me."