One Punch Man Boyfriend Scenarios *In Editing*

When You Reference To A Vine

Saitama
"You okay there?" Saitama asked. Today was just another day of going sale shopping with Saitama, since it was a Saturday. Saitama tapped your head with the rolled up coupon magazine, then tilted his head to the side when you looked at him. "Geez. What's with you?" You didn't say anything. You continued to laugh while nearly falling onto your knees. You then stood up, propped your hip out with one hand one it, and held the soccer ball in the air with the other. "Have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window?" Saitama gave you a dumbfounded look. "What? No." "WOuld yOU LIke to?" You yelled in different voice pitches. Again, you started laughing as Saitama shook his head and deeply sighed. "I'm not with this dork trying to ear-rape people," he mumbled with his pinky in his ear.
Genos
"Oh my gooid. Be careful Saitama that's a lot of sodium!" Saitama and Genos looked at you with confused looks when you invited yourself into their apartment. "Great. Now she's hooked on vines," Saitama chuckled. Genos remained dumbfounded as Saitama continued to eat his ramen he made in the microwave. "I am very confused," Genos mumbled. You smiled, then hopped on the counter and remained to sit there. "It's a vine Genos. It's funny," you laughed. Genos nodded, then placed his hand to his chin. "Master Saitama eating a lot of sodium is rather unhealthy and could cause." "Oh my gooid," you deeply sighed. Saitama began to laugh behind you as well. "My gooid Genos."
Mumen Rider
"Do you want anything?" "Whaa?" Mumen raised a brow with a slight smirk, as if he was trying to keep a calm expression. "Um, yes, please hold for a second." While Mumen was on the couch, he was on the phone with an employee at a near by restaurant. You were in the kitchen, doing the few dishes you put off to the side last night. "I asked if you wanted anything." You smirked, then looked back at him. "Whaa?" you whispered. Mumen deeply sighed, then continued his order as you kept laughing to yourself. "It'll be here in ten minutes. You'll just have to order what you what," Mumen grinned. "Whaa?!"
Zombieman
You immediately looked away from the television after hearing your cell ringing in the bedroom. After quickly going over to it and taking it off charge, you smiled largely seeing that it was Zombieman calling you. It was late, around ten and he was put patrolling the city, so him calling was sorta rare. "ZM!" You yelled into the phone. "I'm just calling to check on you. And to tell you I love you," ZM mumbled into the phone. You smiled and plopped on the couch. "I love you too. And thank you checking in, I'm still a piece of garbage," you said in song. You laughed softly as you heard Zombieman sigh with a soft chuckle of his own. "I'll let you get back to your vines." When the call ended, you looked at the television, which was hooked to the computer and playing vines. "Damn it!"
Metal Bat
It was passed noon and you were still snuggled up in bed asleep. As for MB, he was up a debating what to cook, keeping in mind that you would wake any minute. As he scratched his bare chest with a deep sigh while staring into the fridge, he heard the bathroom door click shut. "Babe! Do you want me to make chicken strips or something!" MB called out. "Fuck your chicken strips!" you yelled back. When Metal Bat looked towards the bedroom doorway, you were giving him a sleepily expression while laughing, which made him smirk and shake his head. "No more vines before bed," he muttered.
Blue Fire
"Hey, Blue Fire," You mumbled. Blue Fire tensed and parted his lips when you pressed your lips to his ear. After spending the day with your friend, (F/n), which Blue Fire didn't want to be around, you snuck up behind him. Blue Fire was sitting on the couch and flipped through channels before immediately shutting the television off. His started to bite at his inner cheek when you rubbed up and down his bare shoulders. "Can I tell you something?" Blue Fire said nothing, only deeply swallowed. "My name Jeff," You said. After you laughed and began to walk towards the bedroom, Blue Fire gave his usual stern expression and deeply sighed with a groan. "Why am I surprised by this?" he mumbled.
Stinger
"Stinger! Wishing well!" Stinger slightly jolted when you pointed across him when you yelled. Today, you and Stinger decided to get out of the house and hang around the city. While strolling through the park, you seen the new wishing fountain for the first time after three weeks of it being announced. "Give me all of your change!" As you stared into the water while sitting on the ledge, Stinger dug into his jean pockets. "Well, I only have sixty-nine cents," he mumbled when dropping the change in your palm. "Ah! You know what that means?" Stinger gave you a confused look as you grinned largely. "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets," You whispered with a fake pouty face. That expression changed when Stinger bumped your hand up, causing the cents to splash in the water below. "Now you can wish for them." "Really?!"
Sweet Mask
"Hello?" You asked. After you stepped inside Amai's apartment, you seen him no where in sight. You then grinned when hearing the shower running after a long pause to his study. "Hello? Hello?" You asked repeatedly. You started to drop articles of clothing while walking towards the bathroom. Once you snuck inside, in only underwear, you pulled open the shower curtain with one eye open. "Hi, I'm a Jehovah witness and." When Amai gave you a glare, you ended your sentence with a laughter. Amai stopped scrubbing the bubbles out of his blue hair and pulled the curtain back towards the wall. "Beloved, as much as I want you to join me, get your vine references out of here."
Sonic
"Smack cam!" After knocking Sonic's phone from his hand, he quickly caught it with his teleportation. "Do that again, and I'll throw you," Sonic sighed.  It was late, and Sonic wanted to go sit on the rooftop of the city to watch the crime scene across the street go down. You didn't want to watch, but you went to the rooftop for the view. When Sonic pulled out his phone to record the chase down, you snuck up behind him. You smiled, and sat next to him on the ledge. Once you held onto his arm and kissed his shoulder, you then smacked the phone again, but this time upward. "Smack cam," you whispered. Sonic only sighed deeply through his nose, which his phone smacked against.
Flashy Flash
When seeing your name on his cell pop up, Flash gave a concerned look. It was late, and Flash was in a meeting at the Association with other heroes while you were at home. Everyone stopped speaking when Flash stood up from the table. "The fitnessgram pacer test is a mu-." Flash removed the phone from her ear for it was a loud, sketchy voice instead of yours. When the call ended, he deeply sighed to the text message you sent him, which read: "Got you! I'm sorry. I love you. Don't kill me. Much love!" Flash sat back in his seat with another sigh, but slightly smirked with a head shake.
Garou
"This is so boring," Garou groaned. Ground was dragged with you to the grocery store after complaining he didn't want to sit around at your place. "Hey! Babe!" You called out. Garou stopped pushing the cart and looked at you. You were still in the frozen food aisle and holding up a packet of raw steaks. "I smell like beef! I. Smell. Like. Beef!" You yelled. Garou looked around the store at the wandering eyes, then quickly rushed over to you, placing a hand over your mouth, and led you back to the shopping cart. "These bastards are going to drag you to a mental house," he mumbled. You then bit his hand, making him gasp and faintly yelp. "What the hell was that for?!" "You taste like beef," you faintly laughed. Garou rolled his eyes and followed behind you. "Next time leave me at home."