One Punch Man Boyfriend Scenarios *In Editing*

When He References To A Vine

Saitama
"Will you get off your lazy butt and help me?" You asked. Saitama was staring at you after he removed his hand from eyes. He then groaned and continued to lie on the mattress. You and Genos were doing a spring cleaning at his place. The apartment wasn't messy, but there were crumbled bags and napkins everywhere due to the movie night you and him had last night. When you turned your back while holding a trash bag, Saitama picked up a wad of paper towels and threw it. "Yeet," he mumbled. You stopped in placed and slowly turned your head with narrowed eyes after the ball bounced off your head. "Really?" Saitama sat up with a smirk, then stood up with another loose napkin. You placed the bag into a bigger back, then tilted your head back when Saitama approached you from behind. "Yeet," he mumbled when dropping the napkin on your face, only for it to fall into the trash can. "Yes really."
Genos
A sigh escaped through your lips as you sat on the edge of your bed placing on your shoes. It was a weekday, and that meant you had to go to work, even though Kuseno passed away. You were about to get up before your phone vibrated. At first, you smiled thinking it was Genos, but it was from Saitama and he had sent a video. You hesitated to click it when seeing his shiny head behind the play button, but still pressed it. "Oh man. (Y/n) watch this. Genos! Genos! Do it again! Don't forget to say it!" Saitama loudly said. You furrowed your brows, then cracked a large smile when the camera turned on Genos, who was in the kitchen and holding a potato on a string. "A potato flew around my room," he said while swirling the string. Saitama's laugh on video and your loud laugh blocked off the rest of Genos's sentence. After watching it five more times, you finally texted Saitama and thanked him for the video.
Mumen Rider
"Mumen!" You called out when unlocking the door to your apartment. Mumen wasn't feeling too good, so you made him stay inside in rest. When not seeing him anywhere, you furrowed your brows and groaned. "I swear," you mumbled. Today was stressful. Before you could shut the door in frustration, you heard a 'pst'. Mumen then peeked up from behind the couch and started dancing side to side with his shades on and a blanket covering his body, besides his face. You largely smiled and faintly laughed while slowly closing the door behind you. "You are so strange, but I love it." Mumen chuckled and dropped the blanket, then stood up and pulled off his shades. "I hope that made your day." You nodded as he blushed and placed on his glasses, still laughing. "You did. You always do," You mumbled. When accepting his hug, you kissed his neck before giving a deep sigh. "Lets go find a vine for me now."
Zombieman
"This is ridiculous!" You and Zombieman looked over at a grown man, who slammed down a DVD case back where he grabbed it. You and Zombieman were out today to get away from the apartment. It was nice, yet stormy out, so you two decided to go to the movie store. "Nothing but sex movies! Outrageous! Of course they are on sale!" the man yelled again. You, Zombieman, and everyone else in the store watched the man angrily stomp away towards the comedy section. "He's an adult virgin," Zombieman said in song. You placed your hand to his mouth as you tried to hold back your own laughter. "ZM!" You whispered loudly. Zombieman kissed your palm, then removed your hand from his mouth and kept his large grin. "No more vines," You mumbled.
Metal Bat
"Put that down. You get mad at me for touching everything!" You loudly mumbled. Metal Bat rolled his eyes, then crossed his arms while walking beside the shopping cart you pushed around the large store. "Tch," he spat. "Fine, I'll go. Babe look!" You stopped the cart and looked behind you only to watch Metal Bat tug you back. You deeply sighed and went over to the rack in the middle of the aisle. You furrowed your brows when he pointed to a pair of 'AA' batteries. "Ah. Aaah. Aaaaaaah!" Metal Bat yelled. You placed your hands to your ears and gave him narrowed eyes, then began to walk backwards as he chuckled. "I always wanted to do that. Where are you going?" You started to walk away from him and the buggy with your hands still covering your ears. "Escaping your vine realm!"
Blue Fire
"Grandfather!" You yelled. When you stepped into the association, Bang stepped off the elevator as soon as he stepped in. Blue Fire also stepped out before the door could close. "What are you doing here kiddo?" You smiled, then shrugged your shoulders with crossed arms. "Just to bug Blue Fire. No, I'm actually meeting a friend, (F/n), for brunch." Blue Fire rolled his eyes to that name, then accepted your hug after you gave one to your grandfather. "Kiss," he mumbled. You turned your head back for Blue Fire was now hugging you from behind. "Did you say you wanted a kiss?" "No. I said I wanted a chocolate-vanilla swirl with cookie crunch, please," he sighed. You faintly laughed as you turned yourself in his grip, then cupped his cheeks and kissed him deeply on the lips. "I'm sure you want one of those too," you whispered, which made him eye roll.
Stinger
"Stinger!" You yelled. When you were on your way back home, you seen Stinger walking with Puri. You frowned when he didn't turn to look at you, you then started to follow him. As Puri looked at you, he smirked and watched your hands grab his sides. "Hi love!" "Aaaa-I'm to swing from the chandelier!" Stinger yelled in song. You gave a confused look but began to faintly laugh as Puri sighed and placed his hand to his face. "Not again." Stinger faintly laughed when relaxing after that fright you gave him. He then placed an arm around your shoulder and kissed your cheek. "Hiya lovebug," he mumbled. You smiled, then kissed his cheek before pushing his arm off and stopped walking. "I'll see you when I get home! Try not to get scared again!"
Sweet Mask
"Come on, it'll be relaxing," you said. "Please! I never been down there." Amai softly groaned while watching you change into a swimsuit. He was lying on his back in bed with his head hanging off the side. "That's because it was filthy," he mumbled. Today the pool at Amai's fancy apartment opened, so you were wanting to go. "Please," you whispered. After he sighed, the two of you ended up walking into the large, pool area. Amai held your hand and started to walk with you to the chairs in the corner before he chuckled to himself. "Two bros chillin in the hot tub, five feet apart because they're not gay," Amai whispered. When you stopped walking, which tugged him back, Amai looked at you with a grin. "What?" You only smiled and shook your head with a faint laugh. "Now I know what you do on your free time," you breathed.
Sonic
"Oh my." Sonic raised a brow and placed down an item back on the shelf when seeing you look towards entrance of the supermarket. The two of you were out midnight shopping before two costumers broke out into a fight. As you watched in concern, Sonic faintly chuckled. "I'm not a hero. Don't expect me to stop them." You sighed then watched two swinging fist, one then fell to the ground as the other limped out of the market with a bloody face. "This is why I don't like shopping at night Sonic. Sonic?" You turned your head only to see Sonic in the freezer aisle. You gave a confused look when he waved a milk carton to you. "He needs some milk." "Oh my gosh."
Flashy Flash
"Yaga," Flash mumbled. You parted your lips and held back your (h/c) hair after Flash tugged it. "The hell was that for?" Flash smirked and sat next to you in one of the computer chairs. You were in the control room with a few others. Today was unusual because there were a few monsters attacking the city, but no one has sent any Herod out yet. Flash shrugged his shoulders, then watched you focus your attention back on the cameras. "Why isn't anyone doing anything?" "They're on it now," Flash said. You nodded and sighed when leaning back in the chair. You were about to speak before you felt another tug on your hair, which caused you to narrow your eyes and slowly look towards Flash. "Say 'Yaga again," you mumbled. Flash smirked, then leaned closer to you, only to kiss your cheek. "Yaga!" Tornado yelled when tugging your hair after sneaking up behind you. "I should have known!"
Garou
Another slow day at work causes you to sigh. You were sitting on the counter and reading a book by your favorite author. As you yawned, you stopped halfway wearing hearing a loud roar. You closed the book and looked around the stood, only to see no one in sight. You opened your mouth again to speak, but another roar echoed throughout the store. "Garou! I know that's you!" Garou crawled out from one of the racks and started to laugh loudly. You gave him narrowed eyes after hearing the phone shut off, which you knew he used to also recorded you. "I'm going to kill you," you mumbled. Garou remained on the ground, then ducked when you through the book at him. "Oh no, (Y/n)-zilla is on the loose!" "Garou!"