1. First off, because you're always more tired in the morning. It's a pre-requisite. I swear all teens are nocturnal.
2. Secondly, there's probably a surprise pop quiz just waiting for you. That science teacher whose-name-you've-never-learned hates you.
3. Third, let's face it. School sucks no matter how much you slept. Might as well brush off first and second period and get some much-needed sleep.
4. Your parents are out of town, your school doesn't have any rules regarding sleeping in. Put two-and-two together…exactly.
5. Okay…maybe staying up until five am wasn't the most intelligent choice.
6. Let's get down to business, and defeat the oppressive government~
7. A truck full of nitroglycerin exploded in front of your school. Even if the headmaster were still alive it's unlikely you'd actually have to go.
8. Your neighbour is in a police raid and they've asked no-one leave for the next three hours. Seems like a good a time as any to get some extra z's.
9. Your dog is lying on your legs and there's no way you're moving his 100 lbs. plus body anytime soon.
10. You've come down with scarlet fever and your mother would never let you out of bed.
11. Someone drugged you with morphine; not really sleeping but close enough to pass this damned prompt.
12. Hallelujah! A freaking sleep-in day.
