Slashers Group Chat

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GhostFace: Hey my lovelies, so I have some shocking news for y'all today!

JasonVoorhees: *Rubs eyes* what is it GhostFace? You just woke me up from a 2 hour nap, this better be good.

TheShape: What's the news, GhostFace? You're gay? Oh, we all ready knew that, nothing shocking 😊

GhostFace: HA! You wish I was Mikey Moo, but nope. I have a girlfriend!

TheShape: She better be a slasher, GhostFace.

JasonVoorhees: Honestly Mike, I wouldn't be surprised if his girlfriend weren't a slasher.

GhostFace: No... she isn't a slasher... But she's hot as fuck though!

TheNightmare: Does she have nice firm tits? If she do, you might as well call me 'Mr. Steal yo girl' 😏

TheShape: You are a total idiot GhostFace, but what Jason said, I am sooooo not surprised. Probably another one of those stupid fan girls, right? 😒

GhostFace: Maybe we can just share Fred 😉 Oh, never mind, she prefers ghosts, not burnt faced freaks, xo. She's mine, all miiiineee. Oh, you're just jealous, Mikey, the only kiss you ever had was probably from momma Myers :)

TheShape: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME! And erm no, I've kissed a girl before...... Not.... #ForeverAlone. Anyways what's her name?

GhostFace: Her name is Sam <3 I'll be inviting her to the group chat very soon, she is very eager to meet all of you.

TheShape: Of course, typical white girl name eh. Man, if she starts fangirling, I swear, I will lose my shit. But man, you're lucky LeatherFace isn't here right now, you know how he feels about fan girls, some of them at least!

*Sam enters the chat*

Sam: Hello! My name is Sam, and I'm freaking out that I'm in a group chat with a bunch of my favourite horror movie serial killers, I love y'all sooooo much!

TheShape: Hi?

Sam: The real Michael Myers...... I love all of your films, including the RZ remake! Omg my heart can not handle this.

GhostFace: Baby! I missed you so so much my princess! ❤️

Sam: I missed you too baby, it's been about 15 minutes and I miss you already :(

TheShape: I think I'm going to barf.

JasonVoorhees: Hey, I'm Jason.

Sam: Oh my god! Of course I know you, from Friday the 13th! I love your movies!! Omg I'm squealing right now.

JasonVoorhees: *FacePalms* Oh god.... GhostFace, you are so dead.

TheNightmare: Hey, so you're the girl with the nice firm tits ;) very nice to meet you, I'm Freddy.

Sam: Oh my god, Freddy Krueger. Your series is one of my favourites, I'm a huge fan! Meeting all of you, my heart is about to burst with happiness 😍

TheShape: Oh, I hope it does. Nice meeting you though, Michael signing off, BYE.

*TheShape left the chat*

JasonVoorhees: I sincerely hope you drown, Jason signing off, peace bitches.

*JasonVoorhees left the chat*

TheNightmare: Freddy is signing off, nice meeting you beautiful, sweet DREAMS. See you soon 😘

*TheNightmare left the chat*

Sam: Welp, that certainly went well! Well, erm. I'm off to bed, goodnight honeybun, love you lots xoxo

GhostFace: Goodnight, my beautiful princess, I love you soooooooo much, xoxoxo

*GhostFace left the chat*

*Sam left the chat*