Slashers Group Chat

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LeatherFace: So guys....

TheShape: LeatherFace! What's up, man?

GhostFace: Babies! What's happening? Sam and I just finished slaughtering some fan girls, so what's up?

LeatherFace: So, GhostFace. After what you said a few days ago, about being with a girl who isn't a slasher, can't believe I'm about to say this but you are right. I-I May or may not have found the girl of my dreams.

TheShape: Wait, what??

GhostFace: OMG, someone finally says I'm right! Mikey must be triggered now! Hehehe. But you found the girl of your dreams? Oooo give the details!!

LeatherFace: Well, um. Her name is 1MeganAnn , but Meg for short. As, I was out hunting, I found this group near my house surrounded by a campfire, there was a few people there. I gripped my chainsaw with excitement, knowing I'm gonna have lots of meat for my family to eat...

GhostFace: Go on, Go on!!

TheShape: Oh boy....

LeatherFace: So I was about to go in for the kill, my chainsaw roaring with power. It's hilarious actually, there was only a boy there and I swear, he shit his pants, his scream nearly almost made me go deaf. But anyways, they all ran for their dear lives, I slaughtered all 3 of them, but the girl, Meg. I turned around trying to hunt her down, but she literally just stood there, staring at me. I thought "Why the fuck is she just standing there?" I lowered my chainsaw; and paced towards her.... SHE LITERALLY JUST STOOD THERE, GIVING ME THE DEATH STARE!

GhostFace: Wooooo!! Keep going baby.

TheShape: I am somehow enjoying this.

LeatherFace: We just stood there giving the evil eye for like 5 minutes straight, she shown no fear in her eyes, after I like killed all of her friends?? I thought "well, maybe she just wants to die." But, she had these sparking blue eyes, that drew me in, her showing no fear, really turned me on. This is the kind of girl I want to be with for the rest of my cannibal life. So I dropped my chainsaw, and fell to my knees. I couldn't kill her. I won't kill her.

TheShape: Dude, I'm starting to tear up. That was so beautiful 😢 Why is everyone finding love, but not me....

GhostFace: Oh man, my killer heart is overjoyed. My baby has found a new baby!!  And Mikey, you just see everyone as a threat, gotta open up a bit, babe.

TheShape: Mhm, yeah okay. Well, congrats man. I'm happy for you. She sounds like a keeper. Don't forget to use protection 😎

LeatherFace: Thanks guys, she's the best thing that has ever happened to me. She's as tough as I am. And duly noted Michael, duly noted.

GhostFace: UM EXCUSE ME BITCH, I THOUGHT I WAS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU. 🙄🙄

LeatherFace: HAH! You wish. Well, guys. I'm off to go cuddle with my sweet 1MeganAnn . Peace ✌🏼

TheShape: See ya man, don't be silly wrap your willie, don't want any mini leatherface's running around yet.

GhostFace: Bye Babies, love you all 😘

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