Plants vs ponies

The first battle

Owners pov: I look outside my window observing the weird horse things as they looked around my lawn one of them was looking at my pots that fell over and was cracked, the rainbow maned was looking at my broken tricycle Spinning it's some what intact wheels Another one with butterfly's on its flank was looking around and had a frighten expression as it then pointed at my house I quickly duck and got ready as they now approached my home!

Third person pov: twilight and her friends were approaching the house Slowly with caution when fluttershy shrieked and said "there's something inside the house!" She says cowering behind rainbow dash they looked at the window she's pointing at they vaguely see something because of how dark it is, they approach with even more caution than before they open the door  they looked inside and see a hammer meet twilights face knocking her out instantly followed by a glob of butter gumming up rainbow dash's wings as a being charged out to protect its home rainbow dash tried to attack it but because her wings were covered in butter she failed miserably then she was knocked out with a shovel when a cake hit the things face The thing licked some of it off and went "mmmmhh" the creature then got back it's serious look and whipped outbutter and retaliated with butter hitting pinkie in the face she licked it off all of it off as she said "Mmmmhh could use some salt" as she threw a cake at the owner who ducks as the cake flys over head smacking a peashooter in the face, it then jolts awake as it looks outside and sees the owner under attack, it wakes up near by plants as they charge out and plant them selves fighting for the owner, snow peas and peashooters fired at rarity and pinkie as she kept throwing butter at both the owner and the plants who found the cakes to very tasty while wall nuts With bonk choy behind them fought apple jack which to her surprise were very tough compared to the trees she's used to twilight woke up and saw what was happening she lit her horn and teleported her friends to safety, the plants and owner looked in confusion were the horse things went, the owner went up to his plants and petted there heads with a smile as the plants beam with praise but in the owners mind something told him that a fight was going there way soon, the owner went back inside and saw crazy dave awake adjusting his pot and getting up he saw owner and smiled then said " wow that was a doozy" he said with a smile as he started rummageing around on the floor looking for the tacos he brought, the owner sighed as he looked at the rest of his plants slowly waking up as coffee beans helped wake them.   

Third person pov twilights house: twilight and her friends after there short yet painful fight, rainbow dash was trying to get butter out of her wings while spike put a ice pack on applejacks eye as she groans twilight was wrighting a letter to Princess Celestia about her friends encounter with the creature.

Dear princess Celesita: the location of the tornado you sent us to investigate has brought a house there in was a lot different from house in Equestria it had a title like roof top a stone like material for the main part of the house and has glass windows and a few not as important stuff like a fake flamingo but there was a creature living inside the house it appeared sentient as it had a make shift weapons including a wooden hammer and a shovel and could conjure butter as pinkie called it and some plant like beings started to help the creature as they stopped applejack and started to pepper pinkie and rarity with peas one that slows and one that does nothing and 2 others on was a tall cabbage like thing with arms punching applejack and useing two giant wall nut like things as shields I woke up after getting knocked out from the wooden hammer and teleported me and my friends to escape the creature, it probably saw us as intruders and attacked us along with if I had to guess the plants were it's creations, I suggest a small guard regiment to capture the creature while it did hurt we were relatively ok, have some armored royal guards go get the creatures they should be able to defeat them easily... I hope. Your fellow princess twilight

Twilight sighed as she finished the letter and called spike over as he lit it on fire as it made its way to Celesita, celestia read the letter and sent the small regiment twilight suggested she looked back and thought how did a tornado bring a house here with creatures inside it.

(Author note: now as said before the guards will get demolished by the plants and then the first actual battle will begin and begin a long and completely disaster for the pony's as not many pony's die but tons will be injured)