Plants vs ponies

Guards and plants

Third person pov location house: the owner was inside with his plants and crazy Dave fixing up and cleaning the house after the tornado, crazy Dave found the tacos he brought and surprisingly intact despite the tornado and was eating one them with the owner as a few plants like the toadstool that was looking at the tacos as it then produced sun after eating the taco which the owner collected the said sun the owner looked outside and saw something  gleaming in the distance that seemed to be coming closer Thinking that more of those creatures are coming he prepared a small defense consisting of the classics a column of sunflowers followed by a cabbage-pults and peashooters and protecting all of them were wall-nuts and scattered potato mines in front of the wall-nuts.

Guard regiment: the guards who were going to the house were a creature lived unaware that they were walking to a near impenetrable defense when they arrive they looked in confusion as they thought there was only one creature and a few others but not a bunch of them the leader of the guards captain longsword he looked at his troops and thought that this many was a little odd as it was just one creature but when he and his troops got to the hill the house was behind he and his troops stopped as they looked in shock as said earlier they thought there was 1 creature not a bunch captain looked closely and thought this was gonna be easy because he realized they were plants and when he turned around to address his troops he said "well boys there are more creatures than what the letter said but there just plants how much damage can plants do anyway?" longsword says as his troops seem to compose them selves after hearing his tiny speech and they grinned and looked at him as he bellowed out "charge!" He says as they rush in thinking this was gonna be easy.

(20: minutes later)

"Arg I'm down!" a soldier screams as he got smacked in the face with cabbage, the guards and captain longsword were getting pulverized by volleys of cabbage and peas, there charge when they began the battle was stopped dead in its tracks when they reached the wall-nuts as they proved to be the very definition of durable well not as durable as there cousins but still quite hardy and the sun flowers while they can't fight they did help boost plants with solar power and gave the owner solar power, now for the pony side of things unicorns tried to put up shield which they sorta managed to do which stopped the peas but the cabbage still got comrades behind them and the constant volley of peas eventually cracked the shield open like an egg leaving the pony's once again under fire, the Pegasus that joined them thought they had the advantage of being able to fly yet they were forced to dodge and weave to avoid cabbages that packed a surprising punch especially on Pegasus because of there hollow bones (I believe pegasus in the show were said to have hollow bones to allow flight like birds I could be wrong) and the Pegasus who went low enough got shot at with peas and now for the earth ponies the "strongest" of the types weren't fairing any better than there magic or flying cousins as they couldn't get past the wall-nuts and they were under constant fire from peas or cabbages depending on what they were doing and thus struggled to do anything, now for the plants again they were a little scared at first because the creatures there fighting aren't zombies and they looked like horse pony things and sense horses are herbivores the plants were quite scared but the fear they had a few moments ago vanished after a few minutes of the battle as the horse things they were fighting weren't that tough and couldn't get past the wall-nuts who just giggled when they were struck by swords or spears or the odd magic blast that the unicorns whenever they could, back on the pony side of things longsword was having the worst time of his life he tried to rally his troops but that was difficult when his men were constantly being pined down left and right when he started to hear what sounded like beeping and chirping he looked down and saw a potato with a face and a long pole sticking out it's head and when the potato looked at him it let a tiny growl when suddenly it exploded sending longsword flying and the pony's saw this and the last of there moral broke as they ran away and carried wounded comrades and the captain with them as they ran back screaming.

Loction third person pov: castle of  Celestia and Luna in chaterlot: Celestia was sitting on her throne when a bunch of royal guards appeared battered and bruised and smell like potato's peas, and cabbages? this caused a lot of confusion between her and the nobles in her court with the guards groaning as they walked in and longsword unconscious this caused the nobles to gasp in shock as longsword was very experienced in combat and commanding troops when one of the least wounded guards came up and bowed in respect before rising and saying "princess regarding the capture of the creature was a complete failure and we were getting slaughtered left and right well none of us died but we took severe injuries causing most of us to be out of action for a while" the injured guard said as he then passed out from his injury's and shocking celestia from what she heard her best guards were defeated in battle by the creature and judging by the smell and what the guards are covered in they were beaten to a pulp by plant life this humiliation caused celestia to go in deep thought as nobles slowly walked out.

Location house third person pov: the plants after the battle were celebrating there first true victory against the new creatures while the owner rested in his couch counting the sun he collected from the sunflowers as he watered the zen garden and planted sprouts in little pots...well what remains of the zen garden, while crazy Dave was doing who knows what and if the owner had to guess he was probably looking for ingredients to make tacos with and the plants who didn't participate decided to train themselves as always cause if the creatures today were like the zombies they always came back in bigger numbers, other plants where following crazy Dave as he appeared to be looking into the woods with a crazy glint in his eye like always and went into the everfree with plants following him.

(Authors note: I decided to finally update this and I'll probably update my patapon story later on as I can but I have the other story's there so yeah see you in patapon.