RWBY Chibi Harem (Discontinued)

S.1 E.19

In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: "RWBY CHIBI"!

Zwei lies soundly asleep on the floor of the Team RWBY dorm room. Ruby walks over and looks at Zwei adoringly.

Ruby: Man, I wish I were a dog. You got the easy life, Zwei!

Outside Beacon Academy, Jaune is cornered by a pair of Beowolves, who claw and growl at him threateningly. Zwei jumps in between Jaune and the Beowolves and growls at them. The Grimm turn tail and run away.

Jaune: I'm saved!

A stick of dynamite wired up to an electronic timer sits in front of Ren, who holds a pair of scissors uncertainly as he looks back and forth between red and blue wires. The timer ticks down from seven seconds...

Ren: Red or blue? I'm almost out of time! Which is it?!

Zwei bounds in and quickly severs the blue wire with a bite. The timer freezes with one second left to spare. Ren turns to Zwei and smiles appreciatively.

Ren: I... I am saved!

In the Beacon kitchen, Weiss looks over the floor on her hands and knees, searching frantically for her missing pendant.

Weiss: Oh no! I've lost it! It's gone forever! Father will kill me!

Zwei walks over carrying the pendant in his teeth, dropping it by Weiss' side. Weiss picks up the pendant.

Weiss: Oh, never mind. I'm saved!

Outside From Dust Till Dawn, Cinder, Emerald and Mercury lie incapacitated in a pile. Zwei climbs up and sits triumphantly on top of them. On the sidewalk in the background, the Shopkeep watches, smiling.

Cinder: My nefarious schemes! My evil plans! All ruined! (raises a fist) Curse you, adorable Corgi!

Zwei barks twice.

Shopkeep: (muffled) Hmm hmm! (translation: I'm saved!)

Back at the dorm room, an exhausted Zwei lies down and sleeps. Ruby walks over and looks at Zwei again.

Ruby: Just like I left you. Don't you do anything all day? Come on, Zwei! Let's go play outside!

Zwei whimpers.

Ruby: (shaking her head) What a lazy little butt. JP got you those treats you like!

Zwei wakes up immedialtey and runs out of the room.

JP: (Off screen) Hey, Zwei! Zwei? ZWEI? ZWEI! NOT AGAIN! HELP ME!

In the Beacon courtyard, Ren relaxes in the shade of a tree reading a book while Sun dangles upside-down from the tree, suspended by his tail. Neptune runs over and stops, excitedly out of breath.

Neptune: Guys! I just overheard! The girls are having... a pillow fight!

Sun: (dropping down from the tree and landing in front of Neptune) What!? Girls having a pillow fight?! (Neptune nods enthusiastically) We have to go!

Neptune: I know!

Sun and Neptune join hands and then spin around on their toes, laughing merrily.

Neptune: Yaaaay!

Sun: Ha ha!

Still holding hands, they both turn to Ren, grinning widely. After a moment, Neptune realizes he is holding Sun's hand and pulls away. After Ren doesn't react, Sun and Neptune's expressions darken.