RWBY Chibi Harem (Discontinued)

S.2 E.1

In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: "RWBY CHIBI"!

Immediately after the title is announced Yang slips, sending the Chibi portion of the title flying. Blake Belladonna lands on Yang Xioa Long's head, perching on her hands and feet like a cat. The rose emblem spins in place a few times before stopping in its original position just in time for Weiss Schnee to land, sitting on top of Ruby Rose, whose eyes have gone white.

Weiss: This is so unprofessional.

Ruby: You're telling me!

Ruby sits, holding Weiss, and Weiss jumps off of Ruby as Ozpin walks into screen holding a megaphone.

Ozpin: Cut, cut. Ladies, ladies, we have a show to do, what is the problem?

Yang: The problem is Blake sitting on my head!

Blake: I wouldn't be if Yang hadn't knocked everything over.

Yang: Pfft.

Ozpin: Alright, everyone calm down. Accidents happen.

Ruby stands up, bending over with her hands together and a look of fear.

Ruby: But, what if it wasn't an accident? What if we're being sabotaged?

Ozpin: You mean like some sort of nefarious plot being perpetrated by someone within our very own ranks?

A boom microphone swings down from off camera, smacking Ruby in the back of the head; she is stunned for a moment before shaking her head. The scene zooms out to reveal Mercury Black holding the microphone.

Mercury: Sorry about that.

Ruby's expression becomes increasingly paranoid.

Ozpin: Somebody who pretends to be a friend, but is actually trying to destroy everything we've worked so hard to build?

Loud creaking can be heard overhead and Blake pushes Yang out of the way as Ruby draws Crescent Rose.

Blake: Watch out!

The noise stops and a spotlight falls from the sky, crashing to the ground between Blake and Yang. The camera zooms out once again, showing that Emerald Sustrai is sitting on top of the scaffolding supporting the stage lights.

Emerald: Oops. It slipped.

Mercury winks up at Emerald and the camera zooms back in on the original scene.

Ruby: Yes! All of that! All of those things you just said!

Ozpin bursts out laughing, putting the hand holding the megaphone to his chest. Ruby appears mortified and is holding Crescent Rose at her side, with the spike on the end sitting on the ground and the scythe blade facing away from herself.

Ozpin: Ruby, I'd have to be a pretty incompetent leader if I didn't notice something like that happening right under my nose, don't you think?

Ruby: But!

Ozpin gestures to the side with the megaphone.

Ozpin: Now run along, all of you. Why don't you go play in a forest full of deadly Grimm?

Yang: Uh... Okay.

Blake and Yang exit stage right while Weiss exits stage left, dragging Ruby behind her. Ozpin begins walking to the left.