In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: "RWBY CHIBI"!
Sitting at the kitchen table, Nora Valkyrie repeatedly hits Lie Ren in the head with Magnhild while Pyrrha Nikos uses her polarity to spin a spoon. Jaune Arc enters, carrying a rolled-up cylinder.
Jaune: Let me guess. You guys are bored.
Nora: I need to be entertained or my brain turns to oatmeal. The bland kind, not the kind with sprinkles. Uggggh, now I'm bored and hungry.
Ren: I was fine before all the head trauma. Does anyone else hear bells ringing?
Ren shakes his head to the sound of metallic tinkling.
Jaune: Well, hey! I know a fun thing we can do.
Nora stands up on her chair excitedly.
Nora: Aw, yes. Does it involve hammers?
Jaune: No hammers.
Nora moans disappointedly.
Jaune: It's a super fun board game.
Nora: Oooh, I love board games! How does it work? Tell me, tell me, tell me so I can crush you all.
Jaune: (unraveling the game to reveal a farm) It's called Compost King. You play as a farmer collecting organic scraps for your compost heap. Whoever gets the biggest pile of mulch becomes, wait for it, the Compost King!
There's an awkward moment of silence as everyone stares at Jaune.
Pyrrha: Hmm, OK. Yeah. Th-that sounds kind of like...
Ren: The opposite of super fun.
Jaune: Eh uh, what? No! Did I mention the mulching takes place in real time? A single game can last for days or even weeks.
Nora grabs one of the farmer game pieces.
Nora: (fake country accent) Oh no! My cows are being abducted by aliens! Save the cute cows. (makes gun noises)
Jaune: Uh, no. There's no cows or aliens.
Pyrrha (trying to do a country accent) I'll help you fight the aliens.
Pyrrha uses her Semblance to make a farmer piece knock down the other farmer piece.
Pyrrha: Punch, punch, kick!
Jaune: You are ruining the integrity of the game.
Ren: (with a piece in his hand) Never fear. The Cow Protection Force is here. I'm sorry, aliens, but I must inform you that these cows are under my protection. Any and all attempts to abduct them will be met with legal action.
Ren slaps his hand on the table, causing the board to shake.
Jaune: Guys, we can't have any fun if you don't follow the rules.
Nora: (country accent) Jaune, please help us fight the alien invaders. Oh no...!
Jaune: I will not.
Nora: But, Jaune, the aliens' only weakness is... compost!
Jaune: Why didn't you say so?
Nora: (makes gun noises and uses country accent) You're in trouble now, alien cow-nappers.
Jaune: (attempting country accent) Compost King to the rescue!
Pyrrha: Board games were a great idea, Jaune!
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RWBY Chibi Harem (Discontinued)
FanfictionThis is my take on the series. I DO NOT OWN RWBY Chibi
