RWBY Chibi Harem (Discontinued)

S.1 E.18

In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: "RWBY CHIBI"!

In the Beacon Academy kitchen, Ruby Rose struggles to open a jar of pickles.

Ruby: Urgh! Open up, jar! Release my tasty pickles!

Sun Wukong strolls over confidently.

Sun: Need some help?

Ruby: (sighs) Fine, but only because I'm starving.

Ruby hands Sun the jar.

Sun: Let me show you how a real man handles this.

Sun struggles for a few moments, but is unsuccessful in opening the jar.

Sun: They sure make the lids tight on these plastic jars.

Ruby: Aww, I guess that means no pickles for me.

Sun: Why don't we ask Yang for help?

Ruby: No! You never ask Yang for help with jars!

Sun: Why not?

Yang Xiao Long comes bounding in.

Yang: My big sister sense is tingling! What's that? A jar of pickles?!

Ruby hides the jar behind her back.

Ruby: Uh, No! who said anything about pickles? I don't want any pickles.

Sun: But you said you were starving!

Yang: I knew it! (grabs the jar of pickles) You dare to make my baby sister hungry?!

Ruby dives out of the way and tackles Sun clear of Yang.

Yang: You're going down, jar!

Ruby: Oh no...

Sun: Uh...

From off-screen, plates, bowls, potted plants and Zwei go flying around the kitchen, as a roaring, rumbling sound is heard.

Yang: Face... my... fury!

A loud gunshot from Ember Celica is heard, and the lid of the jar comes rolling over, settling in front of Ruby and a very stunned Sun.

Yang: Here you go, sis! All you had to do was ask.

Ruby: Yeah... Thanks.

Yang sticks her hand in the jar to grab a pickle, but her hand gets stuck inside.

Yang: Oh, you just don't know when to quit, do you?

Ruby: Run!!

Sun: (screaming)

Ruby, Sun and Zwei run away as Yang grins and brandishes her fist at the jar. JP walks over. He snaps his fingers and an opened jar of pickles appear. Ruby runs to JP, takes the jar, and runs away. Yang looks at JP.

Yang: Little help?

JP: Do you have any lubricant?

Yang: I do but I use it for other things. (Wink)

JP sighs and walks away.

Yang: Don't leave me like this!

Ominous operatic music plays in Cinder Fall's dorm room. On a whiteboard, under the title "Plans to win JP", blueprints of Beacon Academy and Beowolves are pinned up, along with the words "JP = Yes Please!", "Other girls = No!", "Kisses = Lots & Lots!" and "Sharing JP = Probably Not".