In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: "RWBY CHIBI"!
A City of Vale / Junior Detectives police badge with Sun Wukong and Neptune Vasilias' faces on it flies into the screen.
Neptune: Junior detectives!
Sun approaches Jaune Arc, who is strolling on the pavement sipping a drink.
Sun: Hey man, how's it going?
Jaune: Oh, uh hey, man. Uh, you're... talking to me. Never thought I'd see the day. Uhh, good, I'm good. Great, actually. I'm okay! How, uh- How are things with you?
Neptune sneaks up behind Jaune and slaps the beverage out of his hand and onto the ground. Sun puts on a fake mustache, flashes his Junior Detective badge and points accusingly at Jaune.
Jaune: Huh, hey!
Sun: LITTERING!
Jaune: What? Officer, no! I was framed!
Sun: Likely story!
Neptune: (Comes out of hiding, wearing a fake mustache) And right next to a trash can? Do you have no heart?
Jaune: No! I'm a good person, I swear! Look, I have a library card! (reaches into his pocket for library card)
Sun: Whoa! Look out!
Neptune: We're going into lock-down! (tackles Jaune out of frame)
Indistinct fighting noises and whimpering are heard as Neptune and Jaune fight.
Jaune: Ow, ow!
Neptune: Gah! Oh, my goggles!
Neptune's fake mustache is knocked off his face and floats down onto the ground next to Sun.
Sun: Oh, now you've done it! (jumps in and joins the melee)
Jaune: Why don't I learn?!
Team JNPR sit down in front of a makeshift stage with a wooded backdrop.
JP: (Speaking off-camera) And now, Team RWBY presents: an original stage play, entitled Little Red Riding Hood. Once upon a time, there was an adorable girl who went by the name of Little Red Riding Hood.
Ruby: (jumping onto the stage) What is good in the hood!?
JP: Loved by many and known for her colorful hood, Little Red was on a very important mission: To deliver baked goods to her dear, sweet grandmother.
Ruby: Yeah, we tried to put her in a home but she wasn't havin' it, so... gotta go feed her.
Yang: (jumping onto stage, wearing glasses) Hey Red, make sure to bring grandma some produce this time! These old legs can't run on chocolate chips alone! (running on the spot)
Ruby: Yang! This isn't your scene!
Yang: (donning a fake nose and mustache with her glasses) And these aren't even real glasses! Heyo! (prances backwards off the stage)
Team JNPR laugh quietly in the audience.
Ruby: (grumbling) Eh, amateurs.
JP: But as she frolicked through the woods to her grandmother's cottage, she came across a creature who had more sinister intentions...
Ruby: (gasp)
Enter Blake Belladonna from above, suspended by a rope.
JP: A Big Bad Wolf!
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RWBY Chibi Harem (Discontinued)
FanfictionThis is my take on the series. I DO NOT OWN RWBY Chibi
