RWBY Chibi Harem (Discontinued)

S.1 E.23

In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: "RWBY CHIBI"!

On a street sidewalk in Vale, Sun Wukong and Neptune Vasilias are walking. Through the store window the Shopkeep can be seen happily sweeping.

Neptune: Huh? (sniffs) Wait!

Neptune strikes a dramatic pose while Sun stops short.

Sun: What?

Neptune: My crime sense is going off.

Sun goes on alert, looking around.

Sun: Here?

Neptune: Ooh, yeah!

Sun whips on his detective mustache while Neptune does a crime sense dance, his eyes closed.

Neptune: Oh, it's happening!

Sun: OK, OK, what is it? Who's involved? What kind of homicide is it? Double? Triple?

Behind Sun, Roman Torchwick and Neopolitan tiptoe up to the store door with evil grins.

Sun: (gasping) Quadruple?

Torchwick opens the door and he and Neo quickly slip inside the store.

Neptune: No, it's not that easy!

Through the store window, Neopolitan is on Torchwick's shoulders as they both pop up from below and point their weapons at the Shopkeep three times. He trembles with fear.

Neptune: Come on...

Torchwick and Neopolitan slip under the window frame, out of sight.

Neptune:...put my mustache on my face.

Torchwick and Neopolitan pop up again from below the window, this time holding several Dust crystals. Sun is trying to get at Neptune's pocket.

Neptune: Come on, come on!

Sun: Okay, I know!

Torchwick and Neopolitan do another window bop, and this time come up holding the cash register and a large bag.

Sun: I can't find it if you keep squirming!

Torchwick shakes the money into Neopolitan's bag, and they slip out of sight under the window again.

Neptune: (still dancing) You know this process!

Torchwick and Neopolitan pop up again to grin at the trembling Shopkeep and give quick nods of thanks.

Neptune: (turning and bending in his dance) You want me to lose this lead?!

Torchwick and Neopolitan disappear beneath the window again.

Sun: No, I'll figure it out!

The store door opens, Neopolitan in front while Sun pats Neptune's butt with two hands.

Sun: Oh, here!

Sun swings around in front of Neptune to put his mustache on while the Neopolitan and Torchwick tiptoe out of the store carrying an open trunk of Dust crystals. As soon as the mustache is on Neptune jumps forward and yells.

Neptune: I'VE GOT IT!

Neo and Torchwick freeze and look at Neptune and Sun. The trunk lid closes. Confident and proud, Neptune struts over to the sidewalk trashcan and nudges it over a few inches with his foot.