The Stereotypes Song.....sorta

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Admin: Hey gu---

Canada: -Cuts Admin off-

You know, I always thought stereotypes were kind of ridiculous, so I wrote a song about it and goes a little something like this.....

Norway: Viewer discretion advised, please go to the next part if you are younger than, 13-14 years of age ^.^

Canada: I think I love you more, than the, Japanese love tinical porn.
And we should dance, dance, dance, dance to the stereotypes.
Let's come together and live in this world like a uni brow on an Indian girl.
And we should dance, dance, dance, dance to the stereotypes.

England: Check it out now, I love those fat Americans, you know they so obnoxious, they always eating burgers, they always holding shotguns. -smirks at America-

France: And I love Mexicans, the way they mow my lawn, they all got one hundred kids because they don't know how to put a condom on.

Canada: Ahh, Ahh, cause that's the way the roll, you gotta go big like an isralino, you ever buy a fight for an Irish guy and they're out of control like a Chinese Guide.

Norway: -thinks; They do realize they're getting the lyrics wrong?-

Japan: I love the middle east, how do they handle, rocking boots while they riding camels. I love Jamacans, yeah they cool but they always hide so don't let them fool ya.

America: And I love them Puerto Ricans, even though they wash -----

Admin: ENOUGH! I wanna skip to the part out Russians XD -skips to the part-

Russia: -smirks- You're all on my checklist even Russian Guys who drink vodka for breakfast.

Admin: -ends song- hehe.

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