America: -types a Facebook status- Just got McDonalds! ^.^
Canada: Yay! Let's celebrate this moment with a magic number! Pick one!
America: Uhh, okay, 8!
Canada: Now square it.
America: 64!
Canada: Now divide it by the original number.
America: 8?
Canada: Good, now again, take away the original number.
America: Zero?!
Canada: Congratulations, you have reached the amount of how much I care about this status.
~At America's House~
America's GameBoy: Would you like an ice-heal for that burn?
America: SHUT UP!
