Russia: You there! Country that sounds like Russia but with a 'P' in front of the R!
Prussia: -Looks at Russia, and puts down beer- Ja?
Russia: You *hic* need to get *hic* England drunk. It's *hic* God's dying wish.
Prussia: -Giggles and Le shrug- Ohh Engllaaaannd~
England: -walks out of America's room- Yes, I'm sort of busy.
Prussia & Russia: o-o
Prussia: -Gives England some vodka, and watches him drink it-
Russia: Now that United Kingdom has had some vodka, we can play RUSSIAN ROULETTE! -slams vodka bottle down on a table-
England: -eyes wide- nonononono....
America: -skips in, with sad face- Arthhuurrrrr :c
England: AMERICA! HUG ME BAE! -runs up to America and hugs him-
America: You're drunk -.-
England: I have a serious question. Am I protestant or Catholic?
America: protestant?
England: NO YOU BLOODY LOVEABLE GIT IM CATHOLIC JEEZ >.>
America: L...loveable?
England: -sinks to ground sobbing- I love you, America.
America: Once again, STRAIGHT -walks out-
France: -screeches- CANT YOU SEE YOU'RE TEARING THIS OTP APART AMERICA?!
