Ronnie
The Pro's and Con's of Dating Christ-Girl
"Okay. Ronnie. You are actually doing this. This is a thing that is happening. Like, for real. Damn you are such a strange person."
Pro's:
•She's Funny
•She's Smart
•She's Not Awkward
"That last one's a lie."
•She's Easy Going
•She's Kind
•I'd Be Her Boyfriend. Vice Versa.
Con's:
•None
"Well. I guess that's settled then."
