How Married Couples Make Up

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No Character POV:

"I. Lost my miiinnddd. I. Lost my miiinnddd," Ella so beautifully sang.

"What are you siiinngggiinngg?" Her husband asked.

"I doooonnttt knooooowwwww."

"Whyyyyyy????"

"I havvvveee nooo cluuueeeee!"

"Caann Iiiii heeellppp yoouuuu fiigguurreee iitttt ouuuttttt??"

"Noooooooo!"

"Whhhyyyyyy?"

"Beeeccaaaauuuuseee!!!"

"Iittsss noottt enouuuggghhhh offf annn exxcccuuuseee!"

"Leeaavvveee meee aloooonneee! Yourreee soooo freaakkiinnggg obbttuusseeee!!!!"

"Thaaaatttt huurrrt myyy feeeelliiinnggsss!!!"

"Ssoooorrryyyyy."

"Iii foorrggiiivveee yoouuuuuu."

"Thaaaankkkkk yoouuuuu."

And they kiss and faint.

THE END!

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